Shuffing

Shuffing

is when you rub your penis along the carpet and get rug burn

Dude I got shuffing on my penis

by JackpotOnSpeedDemon January 26, 2020

Stuffing the Turkey

v. Stuffing the Turkey is a gang-bang involving at least four men. It also involves a 20 lb. Butterball turkey. The men take turns humping the living hell out of the turkey, and when all men present have "finished", the turkey is oven roasted in the usual fashion and served on Thanksgiving. Preferably to relatives that you are not fond of.
Although this originated in Eastern Russia, it is often contributed to Norway.

man 1: "me and the Boston Celtics got caught Stuffing the Turkey last night!"

man 2: "wait, what?"

man 1: "i know right? i was gonna serve it to my grandparents."

man 2: "what the fuck is wrong with you?!"

man 1: "i fucking hate my grandparents."

by feldpar February 21, 2009

scoffing

eating to excess. stuffing your face.

Iain sat there scoffing the whole packet of Jaffa Cakes.

by world March 31, 2005

rim stuffing

When you find a homeless man on the street (preferably mexican, latin american, etc.) and blow your load right on his face when he is taking a nap. Once he wakes up, you punch him right in his fucking face. Leave him knocked out with a dildo sticking out his ass! Classic!

dude, yesterday i jizzed all over this hobo! rim stuffing, classic!

by ass-spread-wide-open February 21, 2011

Sausage Stuffing

The act of stuffing another mans penis with your own through the urethra.

Jimmy and Dean enjoy sausage stuffing.

by Sophism January 22, 2011

Stuffing fucker

The act of using a stuffed animal in order to get yourself off sexually. A hole is cut somewhere in the stuffed animal, and used in place female sex organs.

Usually performed on larger scaled stuffed animals.

Girl 1: I need a date.
Girl 2: What about him?
Girl 1: No way, I hear he's a stuffing fucker.

by Johnson oh johnson January 4, 2012

Scruffington

A portmanteau nickname given by Pirates of the Caribbean fans to James Norrington in 'Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest'. Coupling of 'scuffy' and 'Norrington'.

Can also refer to a male character who, while once quite clean, devolves into a 'scruffy' look. Said character is usually from a story set in a past time period, but doesn't always have to be.

Damn, I didn't notice him in his powdered wig in the first movie, but now Scruffington is really hot!

by Aleitheia December 19, 2013