sea scrotum

A "Sea Scrotum" is a week old shaven

prickly ball sack that resembles a young sea urchin

The "Sea Scrotum" is a weapon spiked ball mounted on the base of the shaft, resembling a sea urchin, usually with a long spike extending straight from the top and many smaller spikes around the base of the head. The spikes distinguish it from the prick, which can have, at most, flanges or small knobs.

by Bigfatbozwithbigfatballbag January 11, 2019

fatman scrotum

equivalent to a lachoe, just classier.

Marcus 1: Ewww is that a fatman scrotum?

Marcus 2: fuckin run fellas

by vectorise August 10, 2020

Cancerous Scrotum Tumor Taint

When someone’s face looks like a scrotum that went through a blast of radiation and turned wrinkly, droopy and smells like a taint in 150 degree weather.

You think that guy will pick that chick up? C’mon man, he looks like a Cancerous Scrotum Tumor Taint.

by Vladimir2020 December 4, 2020

Mr. Saggy Scrotum

Used to refer to a young man, most notably J-Dog Gaz, who possesses an excessively large and dangly sack of manhood

Oi Mr. Saggy Scrotum, get your bollocks out

Oi where’s Mr. Saggy Scrotum? Out noncing mate

by Taarabt’stoogoodforyou December 2, 2019

Scrotum Bopper

Someone who participates in the act of bopping another's scrotum. similiar to teabag. usually done with forehead.

Megan is a Scrotum Bopper

by Dane W. April 18, 2008

Scrotum Snogger

One who french kisses/cuddles a stinky and sweaty scrotum.

Quit kissing my scrotum, you scrotum snogger!

by Alyizzle March 8, 2009

scrotum-face

A small, skinny, annoying person who is generally the outsider in a group of friends and 'hangs' around them just as a scrotum does.

Hamish: "What's Monty like?"

Jock: "He's a real scrotum-face"

by ACEOFSPADES01 July 19, 2010