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Scrutter

A scrutter is someone who does manual tasks outside - they enjoy pottering about and making things. Sometimes they will be covered in soil, sometimes they will have splinters in their fingers and a callus as big as an egg. But they know there's nothing better than going out for a good old scrut in te nature. And they'll sure be out scruttin tomorrow.

First coined by Nigel Burrows - the original scrutter and wizardly wordsmith of the shire.
"Alright scrutter!"

"Alright Lucy, I'm just goin out for a scrut!"
"Happy scruttin :)"
by RichardSplash May 14, 2022
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Scrattergy

The strategy a scratter will use to ask you for money
A scratter just actually asked me for 15p, why was that, then it hit me that it’s their own “scrattergy” Some will,simply ask for spare change, some will say “it’s towards a train fare or hostel for the night, others may say “ can you give me 20p towards a cup,of coffe?” Next time scratter asks you for money take note on how they approach you and their tag line….. that will be their SCATTERGY!
by Skusgofagus June 20, 2022
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SCRATT

A SCRATT is a middle aged women without children (not possible of being a milf) who likes to engage in sexual intimacy with children of special needs and also men over the age of 55
“Yo dude my dad got SCRATTED on the other night by my school guidance counselor
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Scrittle

To scurry away at a swift pace.
He scrittled away in fear.
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Scratty Hannah

A girl who has very little hair and terrorises those around her who have hair. She is small and scrawny and looks like she should return to middle earth and look for her precious. She is a psycho who stalks people and should have a restraining order against her. A Scratty Hannah will act like she is billy big balls when she has her group of equally scratinal friends around her but we can all hear your voice shaking little girl sit back down. A Scratty Hannah has no shame and is also very narcissistic. You will know when a Scratty Hannah is about when you hear a whiny voice and when you see that all the stitch merch from primark has gone missing. You will also know when a Scratty Hannah is about because she resemble a grey squirrel she always has a backpack, probably harbouring her seeds and nuts.
Person 1: “where the hell is that whiny voice coming from”
Person 2: “I don’t know, I think a Scratty Hannah must be about”
Person 1: “oh no I hope she resides back up into her oak tree”
by Feralgremlin March 22, 2024
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