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Wiki-screwed

A state of being in which a person relied on information found on wikipedia, generally in a scholarly context, then later, after having already put effort into something using this information, found out that the information was incorrect, and therefore was forced to redo that work.
Rebecca: Oh no! I just based these 37 intricate drawings of DNA molecules on information I found on wikipedia, and it turns out they're all wrong! I'm going to have to redo every single one!
Erica: You just got wiki-screwed.
by OhEmOrange January 6, 2009
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screwed up

to have sex with someone way above your social, economic or hotness scale
Dude, I nailed a super-model last night

now way! you really screwed up!!
by oilcan905 October 7, 2009
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screwed up

1) adj: perverted. Being perverted.
2) adj: Stupid.
1) I'm really screwed up: I've written m/mRPS

2) Man, that soda machine is really screwed up. It costs 3$ for a soda!
by katrine April 11, 2004
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Screwed, Blued and Tattooed

"Screwed, Blued and Tattooed" comes from various English speaking Navy's, beginning with Europe, and means that you are syphilitic and that you will likely die a slow ugly death.

"Screwed" means the obvious; sexual intercourse.

"Blued" means the administration of the "blue pill"; a tablet containing Mercury, used to treat syphilis which was pandemic for several centuries, and which resulted from the above "Screwed" activity. Sailors are likely the vectors who introduced syphilis to Europe where it became known as "The Pox", was essentially untreatable and the source of much misery and suffering.

"Tattooed" refers to the fact that sailors, at certain times in history, were marked so that they would not be press ganged into service in Navys other than their own. Sailors in those times were essentially "property". The very act of tattooing, done by one sailor to another, generally ensured the further transmission of syphilis, even in the absence of "Screwed". Tattoo's became synonymous with syphilis. Those with tattoo's were to be physically avoided, due to the possibility of cantagion.

And if, when you're a little boy, your grandmother takes you by the hand and drags you away from someone with a tattoo while telling you to "stay clear of that filthy tattooed man", it sticks with you.
You're one of us now you scurvy dog, no woman will have you, there's no life left but the sea. You're Screwed, Blued and Tattooed.
by grassman August 3, 2012
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chopped and screwed

by cmslt April 4, 2013
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screwed

1. Had sex with another person.
2. a person puts you into hell with out telling you first
3. deep truble
4. basicly Fucked like no other.
5. a more suble way of saying "your Fucked"
1. I screwed a girl last night and it was great
2. person1 says hay police i am afraid of person2, instead of confronting person 2 about the problem
3. Jail
4. doomed, no hope for life to continue.
5. dude the girl totally fucked your life man. that totally sucks.
by James Hatefull December 28, 2005
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chopped and screwed

to be turned down by a female, to be led on.
dayyyyum!, that chick just chopped and screwed you!
by rubenblanca March 8, 2009
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