Sconed

The condition of an individual after a heavy night of both drug and alcohol consumption, and many many scones. Being far more messed up than 'wasted' and past the euphoria of 'feeling beast'. A term familiar in the north east of Scotland.

Person 1 - "Holy crap dude I'm surprised you're still here"
Person 2 - "What u on about mate I'm feeling beast" *Face still producing 2nd degree gurns*
Person 1 - "I can tell man you look pretty sconed"
Person 2 - "Shit man you're probably right had way too many scones eh, tunes were bangin' though"
Person 1 - "Ken that one mate".

by Dee May June 5, 2015

Sconny

Any one from or living in the state of Wisconsin. Typically an excuse for boorish behavior, drinking too much alcohol, or being obese.

Toby's Sconny-roots will be showing when the Packers play in the Super Bowl. I reckon he's going to be drinking early and often getting ready for the game!

by ultradope February 20, 2011

hot sconnie

An act of coitus in which hot cheese curds (or acceptable substitute) are placed on the nether regions of one's lover and licked off.

Yo, that dank bitch was so nasty, she wanted me to go down on her and give her a hot sconnie.

by Sucky the Badger March 11, 2005

scoon

combination of both spic and coon an offensive term to anyone that pisses you off.

some scoon shot some other scoon on my street last night

by mike alteezy July 2, 2005

scoonage

An often larger than expected bag of the tastiest treats available at Parker's Market in Savannah, GA. The "scoonage" can be found at the center of the store in large clear jars.

Murdoc: Yo Tweezy we need to get that scoonage bro.

Tweezy: scoooooooonage

Shrek: hey man, hit this.

by DirtyFeet February 4, 2009

scone topping

Male ejaculate. It is particuarly appropriate when semen reaches its mature, viscous state.

So she turned her head to look at me after I gave her the reach around and I pulled out and gave her a generous donation of scone topping to her eyelids

by Brass Master D August 14, 2009

Scooney hole

Slang for pussy

You could park an suv in Amy's scooney hole cause it's so loose

by Boot in the hoof March 12, 2017