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Gay Scout

A baby gay or late bloomer actively acquiring new gay experiences
Give me a new badge for my Gay Scout vest because I just bought my first flannel.
by gayscoutleader October 12, 2022
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Gay Scout vest

A figurative vest for collecting badges from new queer experiences (first kiss, first flannel, first pride, etc).
I just bought my first flannel and got a septum piercing. I'm totally racking up badges for my Gay Scout vest.
by gayscoutleader October 12, 2022
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Greasy scotty b

You grab 2 chicks and both of them fart in your foreskin, blowing it up like a balloon, once it gets to maximum girth, you nut all over the chicks with the high pressured semen cannon you created, once your finished you call up a friend to clean it up using their pubes as a mop
Hey bro! Later we should call up Harlee and ayda for a Greasy scotty b and maybe we’ll bring Luke as cleanup
by AveryFarthing772 April 4, 2024
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Gio Scotti

The Gio Scotti girl that is on twitter
by Aydonno May 19, 2024
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girl scout cookie selectivity

The quality of still being able to manage oneself with something one wishes to indulge in while this one thing is not readily available year round. One does not buy all the girl scout cookies one can. Instead one remains prudent and only buys what one will enjoy and in a timely manner. This can also simply be called self-discipline, but these cookies are a real test.
Despite having the desire to buy many different types and boxes so that she could ravenously devour them to the point of shame. Brenda employed her girl scout cookie selectivity and bought one box of four different types so that she may enjoy two cookies per day for a few months.
by von groovy July 31, 2024
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Get your scout on

To perform a facial expression which is a hybrid of scowling and pouting, in order to generate sympathy for oneself, whilst also displaying disgust or distaste for a situation.

First created by Bao in the early 1990's, scouting became increasingly popularised after 2000, with many people adopting the expression to 'get your scout on' to be almost interchangeable with 'pity whore'.
1. "Oh man! I totally pwned Bao's ass at Starcraft the other day, he totally got his scout on!"

2. "Man my girlfriend was giving me such shit the other day."

"Dude, you should totally get your scout on."

3. "Check Bao out dude, he's totally scouting you."

"Well, he'll get no pity from me. Not with that sassy attitude."
by irish_leper July 16, 2008
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get off scot-free

What da lecherous ex-Prez Willie C. managed to do **twice over** in the Monica Blewinsky case --- first, he was able to delightedly "get off" from Miss L's huge luscious smoochy lips' lovingly pleasuring his crooked wiener. And then when said sordid tryst "came back to haunt him" with a Congressional trial, he was able to "get off" without punishment, even though he obviously had done everything he'd been accused of. He was even able to keep his marriage intact.
I as a "common citizen" can get jailed for merely stealing a pack of gum, yet Bill Clinton didn't even get a slap on da wrist for majorly dallying with his intern (and who knows how many other women during his lifetime!), and he was a married man, to boot --- he could totally get off scot-free merely because he was da President at da time! What kind of convoluted nonsense --- not to mention an awful role-model for our nation's raging-hormones-steeped youth --- is THAT???
by QuacksO July 9, 2019
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