schwapped

adj. Describes the puffy yoked appearance of a person, place, or thing that has suddenly exploded in appearance.

Holy Fuck your friend is schwapped! What have they been eating?

by Lord Lucas V June 2, 2022

schwarzed

when the afflicted drunk decides to leave before the black out (schwarzing) occurs so as to save face. Often used to prevent the fear from occurring

Person A - where did she go?
Person B - she must have schwarzed us again.

by Toppy January 21, 2023

Swashed

Fucked up, not making sense

The fact that Theresa likes Nathaniel is still a very swashed idea to wrap my head around

by BigPopper123 April 5, 2023

Swashed

Drunk as hell, went too crazy and past the point of no return

Shout out Jayson and reese

Man I'm absolutely swashed right now, time to drive.

by Reeseeee June 23, 2023

Swashed

Drank too much, way past the point of no return or a gigantic swig or chug of alcohol

Man I'm absolutely swashed right now, let me grab my keys

by Reeseeee June 23, 2023

Shit-Shwasted

Getting extremely intoxicated. A degree of drunkenness, higher than getting shwasted or shitfaced.

Man #1: DAMN, She's Shitfaced!

Man #2: No, She's Shwasted....

Man #3: Dude... She's Shit-Shwasted.

All Men: Yup, that's it!

by Landon Ryan August 23, 2012