Schrodinger's douchebag

A person who makes a bad take and quickly backtracks on it because of backlash.

Person 1: Guys, I take that back, I've changed my mind.
Person 2: Yeah sure Schrodinger's douchebag, you just said that because people hated it.

by uo3rfhieufheufhieofjjwopel August 30, 2021

Schrodinger’s glory hole

When you are using a gloryhole and it could be enthier a man or woman on the other side. It be thought of as simultaneously being both a man and woman or neither.

Last night at ‘El Sak’ I was pondering the concept of Schrodinger’s glory hole

by Brent’s Johnson October 21, 2017

Schrödinger's Gloryhole

When you're at a glory hole and you're not sure if the person that's sucking your dick is man or women so its both gay and not gay

" Is that a man or women sucking my dick" (its Schrödinger's Gloryhole)

by Arty_boi October 16, 2021

schrodinger's joke

A schrodinger's joke is something the “joke teller” was serious about, but changed their answer based on others reactions to the truth

Examples of schrodinger's joke

Person A: guys I actually have a piss kink
Person b: What?
Person A: Justttt kidding!!

———-
Person A (again): Yo Mike I’m into piss
Mike: yo dude me too
Person A: *makes out with Mike*

by Spongeybunny May 28, 2022

Schrodinger's iPhone

When you drop your iPhone face-down and have to check if the screen is cracked or not

"I dropped my iPhone off the balcony this morning and had the most stressful case of Schrodinger's iPhone when I had to pick it up. Thank God the screen wasn't cracked!"

by KimJongLil May 18, 2014

Schrodinger's Cock

The state a penis exists in when it has not quite reached a full erection. In this state, we must rule the penis is both flaccid and firm.

I must say, that average looking girl over there has rendered me with Schrodinger's Cock.

by Captain Rummidew December 14, 2011

Schrödinger’s Irony

Schrödinger’s Irony is when a meme is racist, sexist, homophobic, or otherwise offensive. The OP of the meme decides if it was ironic or not based on the reception it gets, thus being ironic and non-ironic at the same time.

“It’s Schrödinger’s Irony! My meme is racist and not funny, you say? Well then it was merely ironic!”

by geosaltss April 1, 2020