schmegegel

See "dick," "cock." The penis.

My schmegegel is livin' large.

by Jason Spencer April 22, 2003

schief

pronounced shkeyf.

is a word for an ugly chick.

adam and nick are walking down the street. a woman passes by, adam says to nick, "would you tap that?" nick replies, "nah man she's a fucking schief"

by pilot91 June 7, 2011

schmeg

The soft, smelly creamy white stuff that gathers in your crotch if you don't bathe frequently.

The schmeg from my ballbag smells awful

by The Rod April 29, 2003

Boob Schmega

To squeeze the boob until the Montgomery goes as red as her nipple, then slap him in the face with it, breaking his nose.

After giving Mary a Dirty Sanchez, Billy copped a Boob Schmega

by Blanchy November 13, 2007

schweg

Noun; roughly translated as shit, but in a lighter sense, and with a touch of ethnicity. Also similar to 'smack' as in, "he's talking smack", but without the smart-alecky overtones.

Meatsak said that? Bah! He's always talking schweg!

by McPine July 23, 2008

Schmegma

An unidentified object on a pool deck or locker room.

HOLY SHIT! There is a lot of schmegma on this floor; look at that big pile of schmegma. WHAT IS THAT!?

by EDITHMOUNTAIN February 25, 2011

Schmegma

1. similar to frumunda cheese, or the chesey shit you find under your nutsack near the gooch, quite similar to belly button lint. often the reason for scratching your nuts till you break the skin and profuse bleeding occurs.
2. Schmegma on Toast, also known as S.O.T., is a popular band in the ridgewood area, you should all be lining up right now to lick my schmegma away. hazaa bitches.

"This schmegma tastes good on my toast"
"yea i know, its like an orgy in my mouth, where'd you get it"
"it was under my nut sack near my gooch"
"tasty"
"i know"
"blow me"
"ok"
"what"
"nothing"

by Carm and Bucky December 26, 2004