Scheetz

Hey..this is branson. I would just like to say that premature ejaculation is perfectly fine.I mean c'mon, everyone has there flaws.Atleast david has the ball hair to admit it.But seriously..I herd his hairy ass did OXY in St. Louis.

Cheese Penis..HEHEHEHEHE

by Branson Billings April 8, 2003

schettino

Synonym for pussy, coward, or wuss, esp. a coward with the characteristics of a douchebag.

You're the captain of the ship! Don't be such a schettino--get back on board and help rescue people!

by Mayor of Awesometown January 31, 2012

Scheetz

This kid is gay, the other day i was balls deep right?? i reach around to give him a handjob and the fagget is hard, If u read this David Scheetz premature ejaculation is a bitch

The kid really is gay though and i will beat his ass

by Tawod April 8, 2003

Schettino

A complete asshole. Willing to lie and put lives in danger in order to cover his own ass.

The porn star decided to be a schettino and keep working rather than divulge his HIV positive status.

by Marvelous Underwear February 4, 2012

Schettino

Verb: So scared that you empty your bowels. Similar in pronunciation to "Shit in yo".

Named for Captain Francesco Schettino, who crashed a cruise ship in Italy and abandoned ship instead of staying with the ship to coordinate rescue efforts.

You were so scared that you Schettino pants.

by Homesnatch February 1, 2012

Schettinato

Skipper in Italian. Acting like a captain on the bridge but really making bad decisions.
The only maneuver on the bridge was the act of love with a blonde.
The 3 hour cruise that ended up on Giglio Island.
The captain was the first to arrive.

The captain schettinato the ship and was the first to cum.

by Doctorflailgood March 11, 2012

pulling a schuster

to flirt with a girl and get her to like you soooo muchhh!....but then you go off and find another girl and do the samee thingg over and overrr again!

YOU CANT EXPLAIN PULLING A SCHUSTER. YOU JUST HAVE TO GO THROUGH IT YOURSELF.

by JHGLHJGTUYG June 24, 2010