Schema

Noun- Ice Cream
Adjective- Semen

I love chocolate schema!
Squirt that schema in my face

by PENELOPWNED February 20, 2007

Schenk Prank

When engaging in intercourse with a man/women, pull out, spit on their back and when they turn around blow your load right in their face. then punch her in the throat and say "This Is A Lovely Tea Party"

"Holy Shit, I know that guy just didn't do a schenk prank to Brett"

by Quik May 15, 2003

Schenectady Crispies

A cereal that's so freakin' good, it tastes twice- Once in your mouth and once in your esophagus.

I love Schenectady Crispies

by Phil H. September 8, 2003

Schenectady

A town in New York state where there is an excess of wiggers, gangsters, and corrupt police. Many residents of Schenectady dislike the people of Niskyuna, as they are a bunch of spoiled whores. It is commonly thought that if you walk into Schenectady, you will be immediately shot and/or stabbed. Many people who are not from this area have trouble pronouncing Schenectady.

"Person 1: Hey wanna go to Schenectady?
Person 2: What are you crazy!? We'll get shot!"

by jcad February 1, 2009

schenanigans

Fun and cheeky pranks which usually end up with no repercussions because everyone (even the victim) ends up laughing

Officer Ramathorn: Our schenanigans are fun and cheeky. His schenanigans are cruel and evil. Which really doesn't make them schenanigans.

Officer Womack(with leprechaun accent): Evil schenanigans!

Captain O'Hagan: I SWEAR TO GOD IM GOING TO PISTOL WHIP THE NEXT GUY WHO SAYS SCHENANIGANS!

by Taunton275 September 26, 2010

Grundle Schnacks

Oral stimulation of the grundle.

The lovers gave eachother grundle schnacks because they were bored of the missionary position.

by Jimmy Dean May 16, 2004

schnack

verb. to receive favors, sexual in nature, from a female. Does not pertain to a committed relationship, but rather refers to casual, spontaneous sexual foreplay. Does not include intercourse, but instead, everything leading up to intercourse. Derives from the English word snack, and is rooted in the analogy to eating food. Where to snack is to eat food in a smaller proportion than a full meal, to schnack is to engage in sexual activity to a lesser extent than actual intercourse.
noun. referring to an attractive, young female, highlighted by overall body firmness and an attractive face. Usually referred to as "a schnack" or "schnackable"

Verb- "When I go out to bars on the weekends, I enjoy schnacking girls rather than having sex, because I always forget a condom."

Noun- "Rachel McAdams is probably the biggest current schnack in Hollywood."

Hybrid- "Minneapolis is a great city to find a lot of schnacks, but the difficult part is finding schnacks that are promiscuous enough to allow guys to schnack them."

by David A. Cohen May 16, 2007