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schemotellum

The common "reverse mullet" hairstyle of the "schemo"/emo/scene generation. The root words being 'schemo' refering to the scheming/plotting emo/scene society, and 'tellum' being the word 'mullet' spelled backwards. A typical scene kid sports ultra-dyed hair that is long in the front and short in the back or on the sides (opposite of the traditional american mullet).
"That scenester's schemotellum has gotten so long, that you can no longer see either of his eyes."
by Payton Wang January 6, 2009
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Schmobliterated

This is a hybrid word meaning the greatest extent to which a person can be intoxicated. It comes from the words "hammered" "obliterated" and "shwasted."
"Dude last night you were schmobliterated! I had to carry your ass back and you kept calling me 'waffles'"
by Raychill3 October 16, 2009
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schmoggle

Schmoggle is another name for a tuxedo cat.
Woh man, look at that Schmoggle over there. He's all dressed up and nowhere to go.
by redweaseldgi July 24, 2011
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Schmobie

A air pocket in a sheet or mat, ie. Drumline mats
Toby tripped over a Schmobie during a drumline performance
by Schmobie August 17, 2011
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rhyme schemantra

While in a Zen trance he began to recite his poetic rhyme schemantra
by Wally Keeler March 6, 2009
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Protein retention scheme

The act of consuming one's own semen to retain the proteins within it.
Person 1: Hey bro how do you get so much protein?
Person 2: I use the protein retention scheme
by SexFuelledManiacUwU January 5, 2023
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Scemo

Robbie: Guess what ?!?!

Steffie:WHAT ?

Robbie: Im scemo !

Steffie:Im a Potatoe (: !
by XoitalyszgirlXo August 14, 2009
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