Scheme barbie

A young blonde in her 20’s from a council scheme covered in fake tan, fake lashes, dreams catcher tattoo on the thigh, big lips, bleached blonde hair and extensions and looks identical to her 20 council scheme barbie mates. Poses for Instagram photos with lots of balloons and silver walls and furniture to add to the bling

Check the blonde over there with the big fat lips, ah she is just another council scheme barbie

by Favol February 27, 2023

Tamponzi Scheme

A social event disguised as a business opportunity, where women gather to sip wine, sniff essential oils, and pretend they’re building an empire—by selling overpriced candles, lipstick, plastic bowls, or garlic presses to each other in an endless loop of hostess guilt and Facebook DMs. See also: Mary Kay, Young Living, PartyLite, Tupperware, Pampered Chef, and “boss babe” energy.

Guy 1 - “My wife got invited to another Tamponzi scheme at Karen’s Friday night”.

Guy 2 - “There goes another $300”.

by DoctorP June 20, 2025

Scheme barbie

A Dirty Blonde Council Estate Women , Who Would Sleep With Anyone Usually Has A Big Pair Of Council Lips To Go With The Look , Usually Filth

Look At The Scheme Barbie Probably Wants Her Cunt Licked

by Cunted March 1, 2023

Dasani Scheme

The Dasani Scheme is when public (usually outdoor) events sell Dasani waters only or advertise more than other brands of bottled water. There is actually larger amounts of sodium (salt) in Dasani’s water than other bottled water brands. Can also be referred to as a Dasani Scam.

Person 1: “Ugh, I went to the State Fair yesterday by myself and saw an entire family of eight fall for the fair’s shamefully obvious Dasani Scam.”

Person 2: “Wow, they really fell into the Dasani Scheme”

by roach.baddie November 5, 2023

Scheme Anxiety

The feeling of knowing that a hurtful scheme and or plan is imminent.

As the dots were flashing on my screen, I'm ngl I was getting real scheme anxiety.

by gazzyjeff1 November 19, 2018

Scheme wain

Child from the scheme

Happnin Chloe just got chased aff 40 scheme wains watch oot

by Jamierogersthesche December 3, 2019

The Kenny Scheme

Make plans, especially in a devious manner or with intent to do something what you want. While maintaining a neutral or positive benefit from both parties.

“My brother used the Kenny Scheme to trick my parents to get the new iPhone”

by しど September 25, 2020