Schnäbi

Swiss weapon usually used to stun females and drag them back to your hutt.

Swiss "Schnäbis" are normally humongous and scary. The asiatic "Schnäbi" is found all over Asia and is extremely small in comparison to it's european Cousin

We are not going to talk about african Schnäbis

"What did you do this weekend?"

"Ah I showed my Schnäbi to Sandra saturday"

"No way! I just slapped my Schnäbi in Sandras face 3 days ago!"

by ShlongsoLong November 27, 2021

schlabber die futz

An uncommon German slang for "Lick the pussy!!" Usually used as an exclamation like "damn" or "darn it"

Aw, I missed the bus! Schlabber die futz!!

by Yazster April 27, 2009

shaab

i knew an old pimp ass repo man from the south he was an older black dude that rolled a lincoln versailles and wore bill cosby sweaters and lotsa gold jewelry and teeth, he said shaab about anything really cool, usually clean pristine cars...

mane, that caddi, is shaab, that saab is shaab, im lookin shaab in this new sweater, its kinda like "sharp", but paid like charles shwaab...

by odiouscapone December 6, 2003

Charles Schwab

To rectally relieve a woman from behind while she does your taxes.

April was rapidly approaching, so I had to give that bitch a Charles Schwab.

by John DeCroce August 17, 2007

schwabby

a adjective of homosexuals

i just got fucked in the ass, im so schwabby

by mclovin it November 19, 2007

Schaubenfreude

The joy other NFL teams feel while playing against Houston Texans quarterback Matt Schaub. Related to schadenfreude (a feeling of enjoyment derived from the troubles of other people).

San Francisco 49ers fans ecstatically felt Schaubenfreude when the Houston Texans quarterback threw two interceptions and a pick 6 against their defense to hand them the game on a golden platter.

by veecter October 8, 2013

Schwabengee

Pronunced "schwa - beng -gee", a term for marijuana coined by Tom Jorgensen in 2005.

Got any schwabengee?

by Hoshi Matamuro March 24, 2009