Schoolboyed it

When a guy attempts to talk to a girl whom he finds attractive but then totally blows it by stuttering or making sounds (usually loud) that more resemble animal noises than actual human speech. This often will frighten the pursued female, causing her to run for safety and will certainly become a source of ridicule for the "schoolboy" should any friends witness or find out about the event.

Drive-thru lady: Here are your milkshakes, guys.
Dan (driver): Thanks!
George (passenger): (whispering) Dan, say something nice to her to make her feel special.
Dan: BLA-EEH!
(Dan then proceeds to peel out of the drive-thru lane due to overwhelming fear, blowing any chance to ask the lady out for a date)
Drive-thru lady: Those white boys are freaks.
George: Man, you really schoolboyed it there, Dan. I can't wait to tell everyone I know exactly what happened.

by dannyp76 July 13, 2011

schoolboy error

The most basic of errors. An error so simple, and avoidable, that anyone with an ounce of credibility or experience in that field should not be commiting it. A mistake that should only be made by school boys still in training for that particular task. Especially used when referring to playing games of pool in pubs, or occasionally during snooker. Schoolboy error can be heard ringing out by jeering onlookers if for instance a participant missed a sitter = he should have potted it as it as so simple, that thereforehe is reduced to the level of a lowly school boy playing his dad for the first time.

And here comes Keane for the winner....Oooooooh and he's missed, and left the black right over the pocket for Swann to tap in...
Schoolboy error!

by GF November 23, 2007

Schoolboy

A way of pissing urinating against a wall during a drunken state whilst pulling your keckstrousers (including undiesunderpants) down to your ankles and lifting up your shirt. This is known as a schoolboy as it replicates the way little children piss in urinals in public toilets and the way we all pissed as a school boy. A true schoolboy will involve pissing no handed whilst holding up your shirt with both hands.

"Did you see Callaghan doing a Schoolboy at Leedsfest whilst Arcade Fire played? What a dire choice of headliner, although they are a great live band and help Leeds maintain its musical credibility".

by SchoolboyCallaghan August 31, 2010

Australian schoolboy (Kobe Ayoub)

To be the most talented schoolboy in the world at rugby league makes every rep team and represents his country.
Kobe Ayoub.

Wow this guy is the best footy player I have ever seen, He must be a Australian schoolboy (Kobe Ayoub),
Someone help im playing against The Australian schoolboy (Kobe Ayoub)

by Kobe Ayoub June 4, 2019

Schoolboy Tactics

The act of spooning with the intent to be sexually aroused

Bobby: What is he doing to her
Billy: Dry humping her or something, them Schoolboy tactics

by LYNX September 16, 2013

Schoolboy Drunk

One who becomes so intoxicated that he/she can no longer function like a normal human Being. ieDifficulty speaking, lack of vision, slow inconstant blinking, swaying, impromtu smiling.

"What are you up to tonight dude?"

"Well, i had a shit of a day. So I will be getting Schoolboy Drunk tonight"

by The Dose Ryda August 25, 2009

Schoolboy Snatcher

A woman of legal age who wishes to form sexual relations with school boys, usually between 14-17 years of age.
Reasons include:

-"cute" school uniform
-cute face
-young body
-retains the power to take away the boy's sexual innocence

wife: "Oh I'm such a schoolboy snatcher! My husband's only 16!"

Husband: "I hope this is legal"

by fannyflap November 5, 2008