one hundred million smiling little ones 

The little tadpoles in your semen

look at all those one hundred million smiling little ones in the microscope!

one hundred million smiling little ones by Dozle February 18, 2007

Smiling 

A mask you put on to hide how dead you are inside.

1: Are you ok?
2: No I'm fine, (*A single tear runs down their face while smiling* ) I'm smiling.

Smiling by PowerPup18 October 9, 2018

siling 

A word most often used in Kingston-Upon-Hull, North East England, to describe heavy rainfall.

Flippin' heck, it's siling down! Where's my umbrella?

siling by Ringcoirewen June 21, 2007

saling  

The act of shopping and/or bargain hunting at estate sales and rummage sales.

I'm going saling tomorrow. Hopefully I will find the antique rocker I've been looking for.

saling by Linda Burditt May 11, 2008

snailing the banister

When a girl saddles her beef curtains around a schlong and slides from tip to ball sac, then back again before meat handling the head and taking the high hard one all the way home.

She always takes her time when she's snailing the banister.

snailing the banister by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008

Saling Kit

A Tagalog slang for someone or something which should not be included but included through his (someone) own act or another's

You shouldn't be given a goody bag, you're only a saling kit.

Saling Kit by xwisdom January 12, 2011

Smiling 

The act of pretending to not care about the constant stream of shit that is your life.

1: Are you happy?

2: Can't you see I'm smiling?

Smiling by Crackmage December 20, 2018