Sexual act of receiving a blow job/ or hand job and right as your about to cum, your partner catches your cum in their hand and bitch slaps you right across your face as a surprise ending!
by Kozmikella June 26, 2022
When, out of the blue, you get a hard on. You could just be reading a book or playing a game, and suddenly, you have a stiffy.
by Scholar of Oddity February 20, 2019
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by funny guy69 July 27, 2011
by TR!sT1bo11 m00 November 12, 2019
When a male of the human species puts whipped cream on the tip of his genitalia and then inserts the penal shaft into the mouth of a sleeping victim. This is to be done gently so the victim does not wake, and the purpose of the whipped cream is to cover up the taste of semen.
Aww man. I woke up with a white creamy substance in my mouth, it kinda tastes like whipped cream, I think I was given a Scottish Suprise! Fuck
by biznatch8==D July 21, 2008
when your low on groceries and haven't been able to
get to the store so you invent some random food concoction made from what is left over in the fridge and pantry
to make it look like you have something for dinner.
get to the store so you invent some random food concoction made from what is left over in the fridge and pantry
to make it look like you have something for dinner.
by smarterthansmartone August 24, 2011