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Morning Suprise

Wakin up with a little shit in your boxers.
Dude:I had a crazy night last night.
Friend:Dude did you have a morning suprise?
Dude:(Whispers) Yes. it was the worst.
by 2BRO2B November 26, 2015
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Swine Suprise

While you are hooking up with a sloppy disguisting girl you get sick and throw up on her, then you use your puke as lubricant to fuck her.
That girl was so nasty , before i can even get a six pack down i ended up giving her the swine suprise and made a mess all over the back of my car.
by Warren Allgood July 10, 2010
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Suprise Breakfast

When u wake ur whore up with a cumshot in the mouth. This definition only applies if she bitch swallows AND if does not fall back asleep.
When that bitch finally turns 12, ima be there in here house with a suprise breakfast.
by CrackWhoreLaranda January 9, 2017
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suprise buttsex

when guy/girl comes behind and surprisingly anal you without notice
SUPRISE BUTTSEX: god damn i just surprised my wife with surprise BUTT SEX.
by TR!sT1bo11 m00 November 11, 2019
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Fart Suprise

An accident fart or poopie that is unexpected and person is caught off gaurd.
"yesterday i was in class and out of no where i farted without even trying. Damn fart suprise."
by ttc5w6z March 14, 2012
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Scottish Suprise

When a male of the human species puts whipped cream on the tip of his genitalia and then inserts the penal shaft into the mouth of a sleeping victim. This is to be done gently so the victim does not wake, and the purpose of the whipped cream is to cover up the taste of semen.
Aww man. I woke up with a white creamy substance in my mouth, it kinda tastes like whipped cream, I think I was given a Scottish Suprise! Fuck
by biznatch8==D August 16, 2008
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biohazard suprise

1. Sprinkling asbestos onto the drip end of your dick and get a blowjob

2. Rigging someone's corn flakes with zyklon b and have them eat it.

3. Put an unborn fetus under the covers of someone's bed.

4. what you get when you get a flu shot from an already used needle

5. The very moment you discover you have AIDS.
Stay away from Waldo. He has a biohazard suprise waiting for you
by nicest terrorist January 10, 2010
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