Dude:I had a crazy night last night.
Friend:Dude did you have a morning suprise?
Dude:(Whispers) Yes. it was the worst.
Friend:Dude did you have a morning suprise?
Dude:(Whispers) Yes. it was the worst.
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That girl was so nasty , before i can even get a six pack down i ended up giving her the swine suprise and made a mess all over the back of my car.
by Warren Allgood July 10, 2010
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Aww man. I woke up with a white creamy substance in my mouth, it kinda tastes like whipped cream, I think I was given a Scottish Suprise! Fuck
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2. Rigging someone's corn flakes with zyklon b and have them eat it.
3. Put an unborn fetus under the covers of someone's bed.
4. what you get when you get a flu shot from an already used needle
5. The very moment you discover you have AIDS.
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