Stonks

When you trade 600 wheat for 1 emerald

News: Man sells TV for remote
Me, an intellectual: Stonks

by Random homo sapien June 14, 2019

Stoney Jones

Hitting a spectacular golf shot from a considerable distance away. A combination of knocking one "stone dead". And paying tribute to legendary golfer Bobby Jones.

When John hit that 3 iron in from 210 yards out for double eagle, we all yelled," Stoney Jones!". And drank a shot.

by jdub31979 January 11, 2012

Stomach did the thing

When you feel your stomach do the “thing”,, you’re turned on

“Bro my stomach did the thing reading that”

by 4l3xx.. August 10, 2023

cold rainy night in stoke

If a football player cannot do it on a cold rainy night at stoke they’re not world class

Friend: messi is the best player in the world
Me: but can he do it on a cold rainy night in stoke

by Big dick tye April 25, 2020

Stoner's Thumb

Any burns substained to your fingers typically being the thumb during the act of smoking cannabis due to the way the light is held. The smoker typically does not care or feel the burn so they continue to burn the cannabis and their thumb.

"Dude I was so high this weekend I got wicked stoner's Thumb"

"Guy1: Bro I think you got stoner's Thumb!
Guy2: Dude Just pass the bong"

by Reno-Sean March 1, 2009

STOOBID

What Asian dad says to Steven He when he gets a B in Geography.

A is Average, B is Stoobid

by Totally not false info May 23, 2022

Apple Play Store

The Apple Play Store is the primary source for debate information. If facts or statistics are not found on the Apple Play Store they can not be trusted.

Representative 1: What is your source?
Representative 2: The Apple Play Store of course!
Representative 1: Alright, we know the information is legitimate.

by Branderrson January 10, 2021