Spafford

A prog rock band from AZ that currently tours the country playing in front of fans who wanted to get spaffed

I was at the show and Spafford was hot as F and we all got spaffed!

by Spaffnerds January 7, 2020

Drippy Spaff

The act of extracting the spatter from the severely protruding, excessively moist; prolapsed anus of the bloke you are currently underneath, who is on the downward section of a 50KG well above limit power sqaut at around 3am at a seedy, 24hr gym.

Seen johnno the other morning, sneaking a drippy spaff off some poor cunt at the gym.

by Chick Magnet net handle wampa March 17, 2019

Spiffy

fucking dope

* "check out my new jacket"

* "Spiffy"

by ttttttttttt April 26, 2009

spoffy

Spoffy has no meaning it simply is what it needs to be when it needs to be it.

"Wow you spoffy bitch"

by The Spoffy one March 20, 2016

spaffmonger

A perveyor of ejaculate

That Jude Law is a veritable spaffmonger

by iain December 10, 2004

Spiffy Horse

A horse sim intended for older players. Not overrun with ten-year-olds as is the case with Horseland.

Horseland use to cool but now it's full of emo kids and douchebags, so I quit and joined Spiffy Horse

by Jimbo28 May 30, 2009

Scaffy

Something which is unpleasant to look at or which is falling apart.

1) That jumper is getting a bit scaffy, better not ear it for a job interview.

2) Your bathroom is right scaffy by the way, better clean it soon.

by minichessemouse March 22, 2010