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poop your shirt

1. To bullshit, especially when one does not know anything about what one is speaking about.

2. To make a "brain fart," as it were; i.e. forgetting momentarily that Abe Lincoln was assassinated and thinking he died of a bone disease.
1. "Did you know that 83% of Americans can't find the U.S. on a world map?"
"Dude, you're totally poopin' your shirt!"

2. "He's not from England, he's from Britain!"
"You always poop your shirt like that, asshole!"
by Amelia Martin September 12, 2007
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the urban dictionary t-shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton). The word of your choice will be printed on the front of the shirt, there is no definition printed on the back.
Person 1: Man I got the urban dictionary t-shirt for the word damn. Total ripoff. The definition of the word wasn't even on the back!
Person 2. Should've read this definition.
by Mr. Ding February 11, 2017
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shirtlifter

"He doesn`t want a girlfriend,he`s a shirtlifter"
by wizard January 25, 2003
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shirt mullet

noun. 1. Shirt tucked in the front, untucked in the back. 2. Any person wearing a shirt mullet. 3. Any individual who tries too hard but clearly fails.
Look at the shirt mullet that guy is sporting. Check out shirt mullet over there with his jeans tight rolled.
by Ankur Shah and Tony Prosdocimo September 27, 2006
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Dirt Shirt Friday

On Fridays you wear a shirt which you bought at a thrift store like Value Village and wear it every Friday without washing it until it is unwearable in which case you buy another.
Justin: That shirt looks terrible it must be Dirt Shirt Friday.

Nick: Nah man his family is just poor.
by Werdoop March 30, 2009
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tuxedo shirt

tuxedo shirt speed ball
A cheap alternative to speed ball that comes in from Mexico. It is growing in popularity in the South West, particularly Texas. Usually composed of equal parts mexican black tar heroin and low grade methamphetamine, so named do to the mottled appearance caused by the large course granules which are black (heroin) and white (meth), like the colors of a tuxedo shirt, also like the tuxedo shirt it seems to be particularly popular with lower class whites. Although usually smoked, it can also be snorted or injected, it is a favorite topic of the KDFW Fox 4 evening news who incessantly warm that it is invading our grade schools/middle schools.
If John Belushi had used the phrase 'git er done!' instead of make funny movies he would have overdosed on tuxedo shirt.
by UTD Hustla January 27, 2009
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Texas T-Shirt

Name given to the disposable toilet seat covers, as often found in public restrooms. With center ring removed, they make an excellent "half-tee" and will help prevent sunburn on your shoulders. Often readily available at outdoor concerts and are very affordable.
" ... looks like it's gonna be a hot day at the park today, better grab some texas t-shirts while we're gettin' beer at the quickie mart ... "
by marscopar April 6, 2010
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