smosh

The word of anything and everything. Can also be used to replace other words. (see smosh.com)

Sally smoshed all over Fred's face.
also:
I was innocently smoshing my pony when my friend got smoshed by a rock.
also again:
I was drinking some smosh when the cop asked if he could smosh in my smosh.

by Nick (aka hellfire) December 14, 2004

smoss

A sorority girl who drinks too much and wildly hooks up with a lot of people.

Person 1: I passed out drunk last night and don't remember anything.
Person 2: Wow, you're such a smoss.

Person 1: Wow, did you hear about that girl who hooks up with everyone and their father?
Person 2: Oh yeah, she's a smoss.

by Peaches III April 26, 2010

Smoosie

A guy who gets royally fucked over by a girl. The girl is a huge slut and doesn't know what promise to keep or not including not to sleep with a guy.

Awww poor smoosie that girls a bitch

by Explosion2deplosion November 30, 2010

cock smosh

The act of smothering a persons face with your sweaty scrotum. Usually in a position replicating that of a 69 however the person on top effectively just sit on the targets face. Very unpleasant.

Keep acting like that and your goin the right way for a cock smosh.

by Jimmy24 May 2, 2008

Smoosh

1. n; Seattle's remarkable pop-based indie-rock sister duo comprised of Asya (13) on vocals & keyboards and Chloe (11) on drums.

2. tr. v.; To squash or mash.

1. Smoosh is the most exciting band.

2. I sat on my sack lunch and squashed my pb&j.

by Daniel April 1, 2005

Smoose

Smoose is a japanese Samurai Hitman who kills by Honour.

Danuse,Smoose,Tom Jones,Sex Bomb, What Ever Turns The Girls On.

by Daniel Royle February 9, 2005

smoosh

An extraordinary hug. What it would be like to hug god if god had boobs and sprinkled you with fairy dust.

I could just smoosh you!

by KellyT July 20, 2008