Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

schwing!

A famous and a wise word from Wayne and Garth. Legendary in some countries. Dan and Connors way to get girls.

60% of the time it works 100% of the time.

-Hot girl walks by-

"Schwing!" (While thrusting the hips forward)

by garthforpresident November 5, 2013

shingledecker

Someone who insessantly talks about nothing.

Ross, you are such a shingledecker.

by nc sailing July 30, 2006

shingulschpotztaken

Shingulschpotztaken is an utterance used when one has carried a heavy bundle of shingles up a ladder only to find that there is still an unused bundle where he intended to put this new one.
Shingulschpotztaken is derived from the words "Shingle spot's taken!", spoken with a cheesey German accent for comedy effect.

"Ahhhh! SHINGULSCHPOTZTAKEN! Move zee bundle!!"

by Zeto, the DUNE fanatic December 23, 2005

Shinga

another word for shit.

You're all full of Shinga!

by Shit_4_Brains October 3, 2007

shingleberries

The aggregate particles composing the top layer of fiberglass/asphalt shingles used for pitched roofing, which eventually detach and end up in the rain gutters.

When I cleaned out my rain gutters last weekend they were were full of wet leaves and shingleberries. It was a mess!

by James Cox December 10, 2006

shmingle

slang - A person who is single but is on the lookout for a new boyfriend/girlfriend by mingling.

Person 1: "so are you in a relationship?"
Person 2: "nope, i'm shmingle"

by T & T February 14, 2007