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Pretending or appearing to be busy while doing nothing.

The inability to accomplish a task due to laziness, incompetence, political posturing, lack of ability, stubbornness or other reason that has no relation to the problem at hand.

Worthless posturing, yelling and fighting among politicians that comes to nothing when they are done.
Congress spend 8 months grinding their axes and sharpening their pencils and were only able to reduce the national debt by $10.
by JavaJaneOhio January 6, 2012
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Scarper

means to dash : to run without a care about where you are running. used in the sense of playful guilt by children.
look there's that fucking boring, square evil twat-let's scarper.
by fish October 10, 2004
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sharpet bomb

The result of farting at random intervals down a hallway or otherwise carpeting an area with your farts in an attempt to avoid implication as the farter and having some shit comes out. The combination of a carpet bomb and a shart.
I had a lot of gas and decided to carpet bomb the bar I was at, however, I ended up with a sharpet bomb and needed to change my underpants.
by Sethmut November 30, 2007
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Sharpen

Sharpening refers to the process of taking the time to recharge your batteries. It is important to '''''Sharpen''''' on a frequent basis to make sure you do not burnout or become run down. There are many different ways to sharpen, and they will vary from person to person. Examples include a water sharpen (getting water), lunch sharpen (eating) or garden sharpen (planting trees) just to name a few. Sharpens must be taken in at least ten minute increments. Also, you should sharpen at least two times a day if your job requires you to work at least forty hours a week. The exact science requires that you sharpen at least ten minutes for every 4 hours you work.
Quilting sharpen, video game sharpen, p90x sharpen, walk the dog sharpen, fedalio shapen. There are so many more examples.
by KELBEL13 August 6, 2009
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tonsil sharpening

When you sandpaper the head of your penis and testicles to create increased sensitivity in that region.
"I was tonsil sharpening before my girlfriend came over last night, and I climaxed when she gave me a hug."
by Unequality February 8, 2010
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pencil sharpener

When a girl sits on a guy's penis (so that his penis is up her butthole), she starts spinning in circles while she is still on him. During this, the guy starts moaning sounds similiar to those made by an electric pencil sharpener.
Friend : Hillel, did you and Beverly do the pencil sharpener?

Hillel : Why, yes! We did do some pencil sharpening of our own. I also got the moaning sounds down perfect, Zzzrrrrrr Zrrrrrrmmm

Friend : Thats great, maybe Beverly will pencil sharpen me too!
by Brian Zolo December 28, 2005
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