Dirty Sergio

The act of taking a train for 3 hours to have relations with a girl,

I did a dirty sergio last weekend

by Corvexqt June 13, 2023

sergio ramos'd

The act when you shoot a ball high in to the air missing the goal by miles.

"Bro. You sergio ramos'd that penalty."

by thetrollface August 8, 2012

Sergio

One who lies to kick it. Often laughs and says "wow" to try and act cool among fellow siblings.

Dude, don't be a Sergio.

by StevenNielsen July 6, 2010

Sergio

A Sergio is a regular type of cake you eat when you have a very bad day. This cake must be eaten with the dead arm of your girlfriend.

-Antonio, your sister is dead!

-Cool! Now I can eat a Sergio.

(At these example, Antonio was his girlfriend's boyfriend )

by Paco Candela August 8, 2020

Sergio Nonsense

When one states something that makes absolutely no sense that surpases the boundaries of ignorance.

Sergio told me today that during World War II they Americans used bat messengers not bird messengers as well as boats made completely out of ice. He also started talking about hot snow falling near the equater. The things he told me were so dumb I labeled them as Sergio Nonsense.

by Chancer93 June 10, 2009

Sergio's dick

It is not real

Sergio's dick is like Santa Claus, not real

by heflihk October 25, 2016

Sergio

A satanic puppet who eats babies and enjoys the dulcet sounds of Tito Puente.

Also enjoys making love to dogs, cats, birds.

Oh baby you are such a Sergio.

by Zoë Lightning September 8, 2009