Scamber

Hott, sexy little mofo with sex hair. Usually drunk. Found watching movies with random men 3-6 nights a week. Scambers are usually very scandolous and do naughty things IN FRONT of closed doors.

I got so scambered last night!
Dang, look at that scamber!

Man: I got with a scamber last night
Woman: OMG! GET TESTED!

by Kinky Hoe Bag 69 September 27, 2009

Scambles

Mix of scam and shambles

The fact that chewing gum is now 60p in tesco is a scambles

by Fredrico fromage April 3, 2022

Bandai Scamco

a bullshit anime game company that copies and pastes code and uses different art for there games to make a profit over the market they monopolise

i played some jumpforce it was laggy and glichy, of course i didn't expect much being made by Bandai Scamco

by Shir044 July 18, 2021

jam scam

jam scam

From jam |jam| + scam |skam|

When a scam, a dishonest scheme or fraud, is squeezed or packed tightly into a specified space at best slightly too small to contain it, as well as the attendant effects of said squeezing, packaging, etc.

A scam to the second or greater degree(s).

A Jam Scam is when several scammers collide at crossed purposes, or when the scammer gets scammed, or both.

"Mmmmm!, I jam scammed her ass!"

"I'm going to jam scam the lot of them; I'll hit them so hard they won't even know they've been jam scammed."

"I wuz f*&king jam scammed!" said the casino owner.

"Are you jam scamming me?" he pleadingly questioned the disappearing heels of the until quite recently celibate Go Go dancer, suddenly answering her boyfriend's call, even suddenlier (sic) leaving to meet him.

"Everywhere I look, it's a jam scam", said the Knight to the Bishop.

Getting f*&ked, royally.

by Michael M. Cooper September 28, 2007

white van scam

Scam in which the mark is approached in public, typically in a strip mall or gas station parking lot. The version of the scam has different "stories" that go with it but the basic version is that guys work for some type of audio equipment company and have obtained by somebodys mistake an extra set of speakers that they need to sell for cash right away. They have phony invoices and warranties. The sticker on the speaker box will usually be between $2000-$3000. They will try to get $200-$500 for them. Of course when the mark buys them and takes them home, they are junk and sound worse than a clock radio, sometimes they damage the equipment they are plugged into. Commonly the brand name on the speaker is similar to a real high end speaker brand name, but not identical. Genesis seems to be a popular one, but their are others. The scam in so named because the perps usually are in a rented white van..

Ed started telling me about the great deal he got on speakers at the gas station, when I interrupted and asked if the brand was Genesis...and they he said... Ya, how did you know? White van scam dude.

by Teabag August 1, 2007

scam spam

Unsolicited spam email that asks for personal information such as social security number, credit card numbers, account passwords, and the like in order to scam the recipient.
(See also spam scam.)

A HotMail account is just a magnet for all kinds of scam spam.

by Loadmaster May 2, 2005

Scamlord

A landlord that rips tenants off by abusing their powers. I.E. like renting out a piece of shit apartment infested with rats, in need of many repairs, containing shit stained carpets, broken appliances, etc...

"Thank god I do no longer have to pay the -scamlord on the 1st of the month. He's a total prick!"

by Shorty Crunk June 8, 2009