Sears

The store that is hoping for a come back. But will not. They are too far gone. And how are they not bankrupt yet. Because they should be.

Sears the dead store.

by Rainbow_Creeper3 January 17, 2017

Noob Season

The days following a holiday in which noobs receive video games that are a year (or more) old; while the non-noobs move on to a sequel, the noobs provide easy kills/XP for those who still do not have the sequel and are not noobs.

Person 1: Dude I have 5000 points in kills in Assasin's Creed Brotherhood multiplayer.

Person 2: Don't you have the sequel yet?

Person 1: No, I have no cash. But it's noob season out here. I'm almost to level 50.

by GhostofSparta010 December 31, 2011

jug season

A season that begins in October 1st to January 1st, where people can jug ( steal) anything from anyone at anytime. However you must pass it around with peers to avoid being caught. Celebrated in schools with a dense population of African Americans

Jimmy:"Shit someone took my headphones!"
Tom:"Damn, well it is jug season so it was bound to happen regardless."
Jimmy: "true true.."

by febrese clean December 8, 2015

Game of Thrones Season 8

The TV equivalent of ending a beautiful and magnificent symphony with a rendition of "All-Star" by Smash Mouth played on a Kazoo

Me: "Welp, I've just wasted the last eight years of my life."
Friend: "You watched Game of Thrones season 8?"
Me: "How did you know?"

by trev the terror June 9, 2019

sail the seven seas

To download software without obtaining a license through financial transaction.

It wasn't able to purchase that application in my region so I had to sail the seven seas.

by Lollinhard December 28, 2011

weasel season

The time of year, usually in the summer, when men decide it is their time to return into your life and use various social media platforms to make their way back in and bring themselves closer to you. Could be a hometown hook up looking for yet another summer fling or an old hook up who just remembered you existed and wants another taste of you.

Jerry just snapped me for the first time in a year and its been forever since we've hooked up... this must mean weasel season is approaching.

OMG! I've gotten so many DMs from old flings. IT"S WEASEL SEASON BABY!!

by BethanyWeasel June 13, 2018

Key Seasoning

Coke that's about to be used for a key bump

Guy 1: "Yo bro my key don't smell too good"
Guy 2: "Meet me in the bathroom I got some key seasoning, finna spice that shit up"

by Izzy.Boy October 27, 2022