person 1- man look at that emo kid
person 2-no he isnt emo he doesnt cut himself
person 1-but he is crying like a baby
person 2-he must be sceeno!
hahaha
person 2-no he isnt emo he doesnt cut himself
person 1-but he is crying like a baby
person 2-he must be sceeno!
hahaha
by sarahaesthetic July 22, 2007
Get the sceeno mug.The process by which a male performs cunnilingus on a female, but must, at some juncture, ask the female whether or not he should call 911, because said female begins, after having consumed exorbitant amounts of hard narcotics (i.e. cocaine, PCP, angel dust, crack-cocaine, meth, soma, crystal meth, magic mushrooms, siamese street smack, bubbling barracuda, purple drank, sizzurp, heroin, and/or crushed and snorted prescription medications) convulsing from the effects of an overdose. The male is unsure whether his partner's violent seizures and jarring spasms are due to an orgasm of unprecedented proportions or from the early symptoms of a drug-induced coma. If the female is unresponsive, the male will usually check to see whether his partner is foaming from the mouth, whether her eyes have rolled back in their sockets, or whether she has ceased breathing and/or lost her pulse.
Man 1: Excuse me, but do you happen to know why my wife is in Intensive Care?
Man 2: My deepest apologies. I was performing oral sex on her after she had ingested some narcotics from my sock drawer. It was a sclerenchyma.
Man 1: I appreciate your honesty, good sir.
Quique: Dude, why is your girl Charisma in the hospital today?
Tino: Ah man, I went down real hard on her after a crazy night of huffing Smack off of nightclub toilet seats. I was stoked at first, because I thought she was having the climax of a lifetime, but next thing I new, I had a real sclerenchyma on my hands. I'm telling you. I was blindsided.
Quique: Sucks.
Man 2: My deepest apologies. I was performing oral sex on her after she had ingested some narcotics from my sock drawer. It was a sclerenchyma.
Man 1: I appreciate your honesty, good sir.
Quique: Dude, why is your girl Charisma in the hospital today?
Tino: Ah man, I went down real hard on her after a crazy night of huffing Smack off of nightclub toilet seats. I was stoked at first, because I thought she was having the climax of a lifetime, but next thing I new, I had a real sclerenchyma on my hands. I'm telling you. I was blindsided.
Quique: Sucks.
by kimbo5252 December 20, 2009
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by randombeanwisdom August 24, 2016
Get the I'm Schleep mug.We went sclemming on Saturday and I got a brilliant sink for her herbs in the garden, but the standard lamp I found will need a bit of work before I can use it.
by GnomeDePlume August 22, 2006
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by Lester junior robinson October 24, 2008
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It is a commonly used term in Orkney since its invention by Sammy R!
It is a commonly used term in Orkney since its invention by Sammy R!
by Matt and Jinky April 22, 2010
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a ganja cigarette that is smoked at least 30 minutes before you go to sleep. this is so that the buzz will make you fall asleep and stay a little bit stoned when you wake up, so that the morning spliff can be fully enjoyed
a ganja cigarette that is smoked at least 30 minutes before you go to sleep. this is so that the buzz will make you fall asleep and stay a little bit stoned when you wake up, so that the morning spliff can be fully enjoyed
by connorbag April 30, 2006
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