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juan jose santos

I'm a Juan Jose Santos I'm Dominican, skin color white, have blue/green eyes, tall, I'm pretty cool.
by Juan Jose Santos July 26, 2018
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Santos

(noun): a dump taken after an expensive meal
“How was dinner?”
“Great, but I ate too much. I had to take a huge Santos in your half-bath. Sorry.”
by fuzzleduzzle December 15, 2023
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Cristiano Ronaldo: A Portuguese professional footballer who plays as a forward, known for his powerful shots, aerial ability, and remarkable goal-scoring records. He has played for clubs such as Sporting CP, Manchester United, Real Madrid, Juventus, and Al Nassr, as well as the Portuguese national team.
Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro has won numerous accolades throughout his career, including five Ballon d'Or titles, and continues to be an inspiration to aspiring athletes worldwide.
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Neymar Da Silva Santos jr

Neymar is a 35 year old Brazilian soccer player who plays for Brazil and Paris-Saint-German. And was born on february 5 in mori das cruzes (ALSO CR7 BIRTHDAY ) Neymar also has a child named Davi Lucca. He also has lots of fans around the world , And his fandom name is "Neymarzete(s)''. He also speaks portuguese, french and English.

Neymar's nicknames : Ney, Ney Ney , Njr, Njr10, neymar jr, ney jr, menino (boy) ,handsome man and the 2nd goat
friend : oh, your watching psg vs _____ .
y/n: yeah...
Friend : wheres Neymar Da Silva Santos Jr ?
Y/n: right there next to messi and mbappe
by neywife February 2, 2023
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Santo

Santo loves girls with big dick,

He is interesting only in 7 years old girls

and everything he says is true.
Santo is used by his friends
by Sakhs November 21, 2021
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Santo High School

If you’ve heard of Weatherford High School, get ready to hear of the major downgrade: Santo High school. Santo is full of vaping juniors, freshman who like to get pegged, and sophomores who have no idea what they are doing other than sharing their hydroflasks and scrunchies. The senior class of 2020 was the last class that held any hope for the success of Santo.

The band is the only activity that wins awards consistently and continues to show up the sports yet gets no recognition.

The principals have been shitty since the oldest one of many years left, Especially the most recent.

Along with being a small town of >900 people, the school consists of maybe a solid 400. This makes plenty of room for all the drama to spread just as fast as the herpes does! How terrific!
1: “What doessexualizing girls and alcoholism” mean?”
2: “Oh you mean Santo High School?”
by Lolnoimgood6969 January 8, 2020
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Santo

The most beautiful person. He means so much to so many people and he makes me feel loved. If you are reading this I can't wait to see you, I love you so much
Why are you so happy? Oh I'm just talking with Santo
by chickenenjoyer224 April 11, 2022
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