Rusty Ribbon

What happens when a woman stains her thong with a moist, juicy, liquid filled fart.

I was gonna do Chadra last night, until I found her Rusty Ribbon.

by Estacada James March 1, 2006

rusty nine

Usually means a 9mm Beretta or Uzi, but can be used to refer to any handgun chambered in 9x19mm. Also see nine.

Man, I'm-a gonna cap you with my rusty nine.

by Tronno October 6, 2004

rusty clench

When one man dips his balls into the partners anus and she clenches and rips the balls straight off and shits out the ripped off balls

The best moment of my life was when my wife gave me the rusty clench

by gjkljuhfvc February 17, 2017

Rusty Noose

when a normal noose just isn't edgy enough

hang yourself with a rusty noose you fucking degenerate

by TexianSlayer October 13, 2016

Rusty kreiger

A mixed drink made of equal parts tequila, coffee liquoer, and human breast milk.

If we added milk it would be a white Mexican but all we have is breast milk. Which would make it a Rusty Kreiger.

by Casket time with Murray January 17, 2017

Rusty Well

The post-anal sex act of extracting semen from the rectum and then saving it for a waterpark, sending it into a sperm bank, or doing whatever else it is weird people do with semen.

Dude, did you see the spooge that last guy brought in?!?
Yeah, it looked like he got it from a rusty well!

by ¿Andrew? May 1, 2010

Rusty Sandusky

Receiving a unwanted forced blow job from an older man while on the toilet taking a shit

I was trying to take a dump when your grandpa came in and tried to hit me with a rusty Sandusky.

by Chilliams January 2, 2012