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Kryptic Runner

A runner is a 13 year old Virgin who has a big nose and has got a band of 14-19 year old followers who support him everyday and support everything he does also known as beta nonces
Hey look we are playing Kryptic Runner we might be famous
by Gibzn January 31, 2019
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Runner

Someone who runs drugs. They can either smuggle large quantity's for other people or run/peddle/sell small quatity's themselves.
Dealer :"I need a runner to bring my drug's across from Mexico."
Suspected Dealer : "I'm jus' a 'small time runner', why not let me go and concentrate on the bigger fish that are importing it and shit."
by Diego Blunt August 18, 2003
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gun runner

by 45ujr8u5468 March 1, 2006
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trail runner

A runner of the more hardcore variety who enjoys running in wooded areas. A paved bike path is NOT a trail. Anything paved in any fashion is in fact, not a trail. A trail runner enjoys the elements. These include, but are not limited to, rainstorms, snow, wind, cold, heat, etc. A trail runner is generally more laid back than a road runner, and yearns to connect with nature and their bodies. Some obstacles trail runners may face are:
rocks, roots, streams, snakes, spider webs, bears, mountain lions, gigantic hills (mountains), mud, fallen trees, branches that stick out into the middle of the trail, very, very long drops that may result in death if they should happen to fall off a single track trail, dehydration, tons of blistering...

Trail runners often run much longer and farther distances than road runners do, including 50k, 50 miles, 100 miles. Many can be found in California, but are found across the US including Colorado, Virginia, West Virginia
"Why is that guy so awesome?"

"Because he is a trail runner."
by cmargheim December 1, 2007
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Ruined Orgasm

When your masturbating and you reach the point of no return and suddenly stop and remove any contact with the penis. The penis ejaculates but it is only a quarter of the feeling a normal orgasm is.
My girlfriend gave me a ruined orgasm last night, i spat on her and threw her out of my car.
by Callum6969 May 12, 2009
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Runners chub

The slight boner you get after running a prolonged period of time or after a race.
"Dude I just ran 10 miles and I've got a little bit of a runners chub."
by pacers13579 January 3, 2010
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Runner's Poop

The urge to poop during or right after a run.
I was running at a good pace, but the runner's poop sneaked up on me at mile five and I had to turn back.
by Lisita May 15, 2012
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