roflupsm

rolling on the floor laughing until I puke some on myself

"It was so funny I roflupsmed."

by Crab Ass Nigga April 28, 2008

ROTU

Ruler of The Universe

Dayum he was soooooo good ! He was the ROTU as far as I'm concerned !!

by Rosy_The_Riveter March 4, 2009

roflulzing

Rolling On the Floor Lulzing.

Jim Carrey: "did you k now that if you replace the letters xkcd with their corresponding number they add up to FORTY TWO?!!?"
Sarcastic dick: "way to go, jim carrey"
Jim Carrey: "but don't you get it? that's why it's propular!!"
Sarcastic dick: "/faceplam"
Jim Carrey: "roflulzing"

by andarxxx October 15, 2008

rotflumtfo

Rolling on the floor laughing until my turban comes off.

Andy says: "check this out! youtube.com/watch?v=CPXMkA09tw0"

Manpreet says: "ROTFLUMTFO!!!!"

by MadTurki May 18, 2010

ROTL

Short for "Rolling On the Toilet Laughing".
Used when texting or Facebooking from the toilet, and you don't care whether or not anyone knows you're on the toilet.

Person 1 (in a text to person 2): dude, I farted and my girlfriend threw up!
Person 2 (who is on the toilet): ROTL!!!

by ToiletTalker March 11, 2012

ROTU

Acronym standing for Ruler Of The Universe.

The ROTU knows who's been a good boy and a bad boy.

by Squilliam The Conqueror November 14, 2015

rottunt

Ex girlfriend , a rotten cunt, heartless bitch

Why are you such a rottunt, get a personality

by spazfly October 24, 2016