Ralphred

A combination of the names "Ralph" and "Alfred." It is without a doubt the most awesome name ever, and is meant for the most powerful, dominant males with the largest penises.

"Did you meet that new pussy kid who transferred here yesterday?"

"Yeah, you mean Ralphred?"

"Oh fuck! That's his name? I insulted his mother. Now he's going to kill me with his penis!"

by nme91 June 24, 2009

pulling a ralph

Randomly leaving a friend's house for a ridiculous, non-existing reason, leaving the host in complete bafflement.

Pulling a ralph TRUE STORY.......
Ralph: You have a mohawk. I hate people with mohawks. I'm leaving.

by Zidane Headbutt November 4, 2007

Ralph Lauren

A beautiful clothing line for men and women looking for both quality and style! The high-grade materials used in their apparel makes their clothing into a price, ranged for the upped class.

"My Ralph Lauren vest is made out of the high-grade material cashmere. Which is why I paid well over five hundred dollars for it."

by Marcus Ammilious January 6, 2008

Ralph Club

A group, usually teenage, that drink beer until vomiting. Used with pride among the group's members.

During beach week I was the Ralph Club's biggest contributer!

by sircasey October 2, 2018

I'm Gonna Go Ralphie on Your Ass!

Verb. Means to: 1. Beat the holy crap out of someone. 2. Channelling aggression.
Also
Adjective. Means: 1: State of being. To be completely fed up.

This phrase is inspired from A Christmas Story. Ralphie beats the living piss out of Scut Farkus! Scut Farkus - the bully with the yellow eyes! Instead of mumbling all those cuss words....he should have yelled, "I'm gonna go Ralphie on your ass!"

by Heather Cantrell January 23, 2009

Ralph Waldo Emerson

A very wise philospher of the 19th century. Founder of the transcendentalist movement. Buddies with Thoreau and Whitman. Wrote an essay called "Self Reliance", which stated that every man should decied for himslef what is right, and follow that, instead of following what the group says. "Whosoever is a man must be a non-conformist". Often misunderstood by ignorant stooges who dont actually read the essay... the same people who say "Thoreau went and lived where for two years... what a pussy"

meathead 1 -"those trangendenerots or whatever are fucking stupid"
meathead 2- " right... dude lets go pick up the new fiddy cent album"
meathead 1- "sweet"

by Demosthenes March 10, 2005

Ralph and Murphy

A nice or large rack, Sort of a nick name for titties. Refers to Ralph (being the left breast) and Murphey(The right breast)
You can call them out individually and personify them.

Damn, Ralph and Murphey are looking great today.

How is ralph doing in school nowadays?

by Josh April 11, 2005