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rodeo ride

when, in the course of doin a girl from behind, one gently leans into the girl's ear, and whispers something to the effect of "I have STDs" and henceforth attemps to remain inside the aforementioned girl for eight (8) seconds.
"dude....did you rodeo ride that biatch last night............................ I would have......................she was a hoooooooooooo"
by AC and NJ June 29, 2006
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rodeo sex

When a man is penetrating his partner from behind, he wraps one arm around her waist, lays the other across her back and gets a handful of hair, purposely calls out the wrong name, and then tries to hold on for seven seconds (the amount of time a cowboy must stay on a bucking bronco).
"While we were doing it last night, I called Katie Erin, and then it was time for some serious rodeo sex."
by PimpmasterD July 25, 2008
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Rodeo Dodeo

A rodeo dodeo is the act of going and finding a ugly fat girl and taking her home, While you are doing her doggie style you reach around her nasty fat stomache and whisper in her ear that she is the nastyest fattest dirty whore you have ever fucked and hold on for dear life!!!
Hey man, I brought home that fat girl from the bar last night and gave her a rodeo dodeo!
by murdernmako February 6, 2008
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Rodeo Clowning

Verb: In the situation where a dude and his wingman are hitting on two women, one attractive and one totally butterface, it is considered rodeo clowning to distract the butterface while the friend gets at the hot chick. Similar to jumping on a grenade, or taking one for the team.
Dude1: "Bro, I would've never hooked up with that totally hot chick last night if you hadn't been rodeo clowning her man-cow of a friend for me"

Dude2: "Don't mention it. You would have done the same for me."
by transhaus November 13, 2011
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rodeo sex

Fucking a girl doggy style in her pussy with a good hard, fast, doggy style rythmic pounding. Halfway through the screwing (after few minutes of pussy), pull out of her pussy and send the next stroke all the way up her ass in one continuous stroke without slowing down or losing your rythm (good lube required on penis before you start). Then continue pounding away without missing a stroke, without slowing down, and without losing your rythm. Same vigorous pounding action in both pussy and ass.

Continue until you come in her ass.

To be true rodeo sex you have to keep a steady, fast, hard pounding rythm throught the entire process, including when switching from pussy to ass. Also, to be true rodeo sex she cannot know ahead of time exactly when your going to switch holes. Must be a surprise.

It's called rodeo sex because it's tight and hurts for the girl and she'll try to get away by crawling forward and bucking like a rodeo bull. You hold on to her hips and ride her. Ride'em cowboy!

I learned about this from my college roommate. He used to rodeo fuck college girls regularly. He said analy experienced girls hated it at first, but then loved it and orgasmed. He said it was good for analy experienced girls who hated and loved it at the same time. It was also the best he'd ever had.

Do NOT try this with an anal virgin girl or you'll injure her badly and she'll end up in hospital an you in jail.

It can be done with an anal virgin girl if you go slow, but that wouldn't be rodeo sex. There'd have to be a different name for that.

I personally haven't done rodeo sex with a girl, but I'd sure love to. However, I would never do this to an anal virgin girl or an analy inexperienced girl because I don't want to injure them. I think this sort of thing should only be done with analy experienced girls. i.e. - not butt virgins.

Some guys prefer doing this as an anal ambush where the girl doesn't know about it ahead of time. Her surprise heightens her reaction. However, I think that is anal date rape. So I recommend that.

I'd suggest only doing this with a girl whose had anal sex before and is willing to consent to it ahead of time. i.e. - get permission ahead of time. However, you can still give her a super surprise because she won't know which stroke is going to come out of her pussy and go up her ass. So although she'll be a bit less shocked, if she knows it's coming at some time, she'll still be plenty shocked enough to make it exciting for both people. Also, she'll be tingling with anticipation during each pussy out-stroke wondering where the next in-stroke is going.

Warning: This will be painful and exciting sex for an analy experienced girl and great for the guy. For an anal virgin girl it would be unbearable and result in injury. Don't do this with anal virgins! For the guy, it'll be the best sex he ever had. Period. Tight, exciting, screaming, crying, wiggling, wrestling, fast ride typically culminating with an orgasm for the woman and always for the man.

Great for an adverturous man and woman.

To be rodeo sex, she can't have already had anal sex that night. Ideally it should also be her first pussy sex of the night. i.e. - she's got to have some tightness. Use plenty of lube.
I think rodeo sex would be awesome. Now I need to find a consenting woman. My old girlfriend was up for anything. I miss her.

I'd like to take an anal virgin girl and break her in gently enough to not by to traumatic, but forcefully enough to be a bit challenging and get some wimpering. Then after a few nights of anal sex when she can take a full on pounding, surprise her with rodeo sex.

Alternatively, I'd like to give rodeo sex the first night to a girl whose already analy experienced.
by rumplesteelskin June 11, 2006
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Rodeo Cowboy

A style of unprotected sex in which the male will take the female from behind, and randomly in the middle of intercourse grab her by the hair (preferably a ponytail) and whisper "i have aids" in her ear. As she attempts to scream and flee the male must ride her like a cowboy rides a bull, shouting and screaming "Yehaw!" for as long as possible, until the female either escapes or is knocked unconscious.
Hey guys lets go get wasted tonight, find a group of ladies, pull of a few rodeo cowboys and make a fucking night out of it!
by phaterection December 29, 2008
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Rodeo Riding

1st off you must find an unexpecting fat chick, presuade her to let you engage in intercourse from behind (doggy) while this is going off get your friend to hide in the cupboard with a video camera. For the comedy factor make her act like a bull tell her this will get you going as shes fat she will do all to please you. while thrusting gently place your hands on her breats and squeeze her nipples she will begin to try and shake you off like a bull while your mate is recording acting like the crowd at a rodeo the aim of the game is to last on her back as long as you can if you manage to cum you earn 5 extra points.
Grant: Chris really got away with Rodeo Riding that fat chick from jacksons.

Jagger: He's sick.
by CHGC May 3, 2009
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