Rod Luck

To punch a woman in the mouth

"My wife just kept nagging me and during a drunken rage I Rod Lucked her in the mouth."

by Timmy Vanderslice May 14, 2008

rod of God

In the book of Exodus in the bible, God gives Moses several tricks in order to pursuade the Israelites that God was on their side. Prior to the 10 plagues, God gave Moses the ability to make the Nile red when he poured it on land, to make his hand leprous when he took it out of his cloak, and to turn a snake into a staff. The staff became known as the rod of God.

The rod of God worked like a kick-stand.

by william joseph hemmington December 24, 2004

Rod Stewart

Stupendously successful singer who has dabbled in different musical styles which means that everybody could find at least one song by him that they like.

Enjoys shagging leggy blondes and driving fast cars. He is both a gentleman and a joker which means that both blokes and girls like him.

It has been confirmed by several ex-girlfriends that he has a large penis.

He is very charismatic and charming so that girls fall for him even if they didn't like him before.

Possesses inexplicable ability to wear loud colours, animal prints and tartan and look good in all of them.

"If looks could kill, then one glance from Rod Stewart could impregnate you."

by Fender-Strat September 5, 2011

rod is broken

When you can't get an erect penis

Mom said "Your rod is broken" and all this time, I thought she was talking about fishing...

by snke12456 November 6, 2015

rod muncher

1: someone who munches one's rod
2: someone who sucks one's cock real hard untill it dismantles itself
3: someone who eats one's cock instead of suckin it

owen was sucking todd real hard but he got carried away and and not only did he give a blow job he also got dinner.
Todd was upset and shouted, "You Fucking Rod Muncher you Munched my rod off!"

by Mr Limp: i am not bob doyle June 7, 2007

rod knockers

N. great big huge fucking titties

Hey, Bo! Look at the rod knockers on her, those jugs are huge!

by Hammerhead1903 May 30, 2008

rod bender

A woman, or man, who gives such good oral service that they will create a bend in the shaft of a penis.

1) Harold: So, how about this flick, huh?
Jake: Tell me about it, dude. That chick is such a rod bender, she gives head so damn good.

2) Steve: So, how was your date last night?
Josh: Oh my goodness, dude, he was such a rod bender. My dick's still hard.

by song_bird2103 February 5, 2009