felt-ripper

To take a shit that's so bangin' the numerous furious wipes needed to clean the sphincter cause the bog roll to rip and disintigrate in your hand.

Also applies to a pool or snooker shot with too much top.

I went for a right felt-ripper before, drew blood and everything. That kebab last night was a bad idea...

by DJ-DEEG July 23, 2010

Certified Ripper

One that drives like hell on any road

Chris is definitely a certified ripper.

by Redneck509 January 13, 2020

Rocket Wrist Foreskin Ripper

The act of jerking one off in a very fast motion while ripping the victims foreskin from excessive force.

Vadim ripped Brodies foreskin while jerking him off. hes a rocket wrist foreskin ripper.

by JRHahaha July 5, 2012

Grim Ripper

The Most Bad-ass Guitar hero Character...Ever.
GO BUY HIM FROM THE GUITAR CENTER SHOP IN YOUR GH 1/2/3/Rocks the 80s and i hope Aerosmith....
.....NOW!!!!
......What are you waiting for!?

9350 Guitar hero dollars?! DAMNIT!!! I want my Grim ripper NOW!!!! NOW I SAY!!!!!

by Sheripper June 30, 2008

ripper

Of Boston Origin. A social function, also known as a party. Usually involves Kegs, but that is optional.

Did you see those two strippers and that midget at Mattus' ripper last night?

by TK November 12, 2004

Blanket Ripper

An extremely loud, explosive fart in bed, which threatens to tear the blankets apart.

Bloody hell Ernest, I thought I'd never get to sleep last night. The wife kept doing these vile blanket rippers. I was scared that she'd either rip the blankets apart and we'd freeze to death, or the stinking fart miasma would gas us both.

by sbjkd January 25, 2009

ripper

Also known as a rip or runner, is a female whom is sexually undisciplined, a slut and of a whorish nature. Although the term was definitely popularized by San Francisco / Oakland Bay area, it truly originates from the term "rippin and runnin". Which older southern black folks use to describe wild or mischievous behavior, and or "runnin" the streets. Traditionally when a female is out "runnin" the streets she seen to be a woman of questionable virtue.

"Hey blood, I found this little ripper on myspace and got her to come over and boss a nigga up!"

by Dr. Kneebone November 25, 2007