Richard 

That one Brazilian friend you have who you can literally say anything to.

gurl : who da ?

otha gurl : that’s richard

gurl: do you know him ?

otha gurl : yeaaaa hes my no.1 soundest lad on planet earth

Richard by dyl O’Brien November 17, 2019

Richard 

A slob that is immature and unattractive. he is very gay and has a small penis but is nice and funny when you get to meet him

ew is that richard hes gay. i heard he has a small pp too hahaha, hes honestly really funny tho

Richard by saggy ballsac April 25, 2020

Richard 

Richard is a name that identifies someone is a meatball

You’re being a total Richard

Richard by CaptainCrunchGuyWithABoat August 28, 2018

Richard 

He will want you to get online and then he’ll be a big bitch and get mad and leave for no reason

Wow that guy is a real Richard

Richard by Prickly boi October 11, 2018

Richard 

A disgrace of a human being, truly the center of shit. Also bares a striking resemblance to a mule.

A: You're a fucking faggot, dude.
B: At least I'm not a Richard.
A: Dude, thats too far.

Richard by Dr. CreepyPasta May 11, 2016

Richard 

A classic drunk. Smells like John Crowley's shins. He often does class A drugs, in ant-sized proportions. Will commonly be compared to Candy Cam. He pooped his pants once, he was shotgunning a "soupy"; and the boy's never been the same

Hey, I'm nearly as smart as Cam, said Richard.

Richard by mtndewnegro June 10, 2016

Richard 

He is a very sensitive person and has a bunch of pimples. He gets some girls. he is kind of loyal. He needs cream for his pimples.

Richard is loyal.

Richard by Diogovm January 16, 2019