dick retarded

A dick so good it makes you retarded!

He is so good, has me dick retarded for sure.

by Peachy dimples January 16, 2018

i am retarded

You are implying that yourself has an intellect with problems

*Jake Paul looking in the mirror*: I am retarded

by Tw4 February 23, 2018

beyond ultra retarded

The apex of retardation. The absolute most retarded a person can ever be. This is the highest possible retard level there is.

John: I am so pissed off at you right now because I forgot my laptop at home.
Owen: Are you beyond ultra retarded? You got pissed off at me for something you did.

by Samarium November 23, 2020

Retarded boobs

Boobs at extremeties i.e right boob extremely apart from the left boob

Ana has retarded boobs

by International expedetioner June 16, 2018

my computer is acting retarded

An excuse to get off of AIM or any instant messaging service when you don't want to talk to someone. Very effective, because everyone's computer acts retarded sometimes.

Jane: You know Amy, I'm so glad I can talk to you. You're the only person who really understands my relationship problems with Mike.

Amy: Yeah. My computer is acting retarded so don't be surprised if I suddenly log off AIM.

by I hate boring chats March 17, 2009

retarted

Perhaps the most ironic "word" in the history of ever. Frequently preceded by "your" in extreme cases.

"Hey libtards, YOUR RETARTED LOLOLOL!!!" - George W. Bush

by voidsoul May 12, 2009

Retarded Tyrannosaurus Rex

When a man, laying flat on his back, is having sex with a women who is sitting on top and facing forward. Right at the very moment when the man is about/during to cum, the woman surprises the man with a full force punch to the solar plexus, aka the middle of the chest. This with cause the mans face to contort and his arms to pull into his chest; like a retarded T-Rex.

It was Stacie man, she pulled a Retarded Tyrannosaurus Rex on me last night and I haven't been able to breath right since.

by Genis9000 March 12, 2011