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Restaurant Skibidi

A part of fallopian tube. The skibidi restaurant is the place around 5% of sperm cells go. These cells are called skibidi toilet fans. STFs have a party in the skibidi restaurant. If an STF becomes the picked sperm, your baby will enter garbage cans, toilets and boxes for the first 18 years of its life.
Doctor: the cell is brown?! Your baby went to Restaurant Skibidi.

Mom: oh fuc*
by Balixhium_ingot December 2, 2023
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Galeria Restaurant: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Galeria Restaurant: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
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dutch oven restaurant

On a 5+ table, dropping a dollar underneath baits the unsuspecting fool and one holds him down while everyone farts at once.
On our last guys night out, the newbie got the dutch oven restaurant and gagged on his lunch under the table.
by Chuckie Sue July 23, 2022
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Restaurant-goer

A person who likes to eat out. Used either literally for someone who enjoys eating food primarily at restaurants, or figuratively as coded term for someone who enjoys performing female oral sex. A play on the phrase “eat her out.”
A) What do you think does Jack Harlow means when he says he’s a restaurant-goer?

B) I think he’s saying he likes to eat out… girls… AND probably at restaurants too.

A) You really think Jack Harlow ate a girl out at a restaurant??

B) NO! That’s not - Well, MAYbe… like under the table… at a steakhouse or something.

A) I bet he has. I mean, to me, Jack seems like the kind of guy who puts his mind to something and then really goes for it. Like, he’s not just gonna eat a girl out a little, only in the bedroom. He’s gonna eat her all the way out, wherever the fuck - OMG, is that why the song is called Way Out?

B) You’re not on a first name basis with Jack Harlow. So stop it.
by JayDee831 March 8, 2022
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Restaurant Mullet

When a bar/restaurant has loads of party at the front, and serious diners at the back.
Dude, I was at Bia LIC last night, there was a total restaurant mullet going on. Ever seen a waiter having to mosh carrying soup?
by Drunkenfun May 7, 2017
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restaurant knees

Fatigue and constant pain in the knees from repetitive movement, and frequently bending down.
Not sure how i'm gonna survive this shift, my restaurant knees are killing me, got any ibuprofin?
by Cooksense March 17, 2023
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Sex Restaurant

A Sex Restaurant is a long-lost cousin of a more popular facility, the Sex Store. A Sex Restaurant can do many things such as sex chocolate for dessert, hookers pole dancing in the middle of the restaurant, or viagra mints when you get your bill!
Me and Bob lost our virginity to Leni the hooker down by the sex restaurant! We were 60.
by ChickenChocker69 October 26, 2024
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