retagulate

1) what your friends tell you to regulate your diet since your fat ass cant make it out the door to your doctors office because you ate too many big macs
2) what one does to regulate your diet so your doctor doesnt have to see your fat ass anymore

"hey joe, y'all gotta retagulate your fat ass, you can't fit through the damn door!"

by the.only.braindead November 15, 2019

ejaculate

chocolate cake

i like ejaculate

by very smart dicitionary expert October 27, 2020

ejaculate

chocolate cake

i want ejaculate

by very smart dicitionary expert October 27, 2020

Ejaculated

Sexy stuff

I ejaculated my penis in my girlfriend's Virginia.and it feels so good 👍 😌 😍

by Vyvugu March 24, 2022

Ejaculate Conception

The act of impregnating a female and then denying any interactions with a said woman leaves her a single mother with no father figure around.

Tom: Did you hear Sady was pregnant?
Sally: She's a virgin though, it must have been an immaculate consception
Tom: More like an ejaculate conception, she's a hoe on the DL

by UIU Speed Team August 29, 2022

ejaculate concussion

When a man’s orgasm during oral sex smashes the back of one’s throat concussing the back of their head

Do to an ejaculate concussion, Mary wasn’t cleared to work for a week.

by Oldjaketed July 25, 2023

ejaculate

another word for cum

i ejaculated all over the monitor

by the avrg neo-nazi November 30, 2023