ready room

a conference room on the Galaxy Class Starship Enterprise: where Captain Jean Luc Picard hides from time to time when he wants to read a book or beat his meat on chatroulette.

Captain Picard: WHO THE FUCK TOOK A SHIT ON THE FLOOR OF MY READY ROOM!

Data: It was Lt. Worf, Sir.

by Lays Chips April 11, 2010

Supper's Ready

Epic song of love and the Apocalypse, from the hands of Genesis in 1972, in the good old days when Peter Gabriel was fronting the business. 23 minutes of sheer outrageous clashing bliss.

Near-climactic line from Supper's Ready:

And it's hey babe / your supper's waiting for you ...,

by Fearman November 26, 2007

ready brek

A slang term for cunnilingus. Alternatively, can refer to the taste of the female genitals during cunnilingus.

"Saad disappeared off with that girl last night."
"Yeah man, I heard she was dishing out the ready brek."

by Quis Custodiet December 9, 2008

Reladyship

Describes the complicated love and affection shared by two women in a non-sexual platonic relationship. The female version of a bromance.

Boyfriend: “You and Andrea are together so much it is as if you two are dating!”

Girlfriend: “Don’t be jealous of our reladyship!”

by JennieLynn23 April 28, 2009

i ready

a terrible website that increases your chance of deipion~suside~sickness~sandness~and much more if it was a place it would be down there and if it was a person it would be saiten if it were extinct there would be world peace if

Mom: Why did you not do I ready

Sam: oh I don't know maybe because it sucks

like if u want this website dead

I HATE I READY

by i ready is trash October 1, 2020

ready

1.) Crack cocaine. "Ready" is contrasted to "Raw", where Ready is the cooked and smokeable form of cocaine, Raw refers to the pure powder form (but may also refer to heroin or sometimes other unrefined drugs).

Keep this in mind when you're trying to score in the ghetto.

2.) More common among non-fiends, "Ready" is usually used to describe a level of sexual awareness and anticipation.

ex 1.) We went down to the ghetto to cop some H, but all we could find was ready.

ex 2.) My girl left me cause she was wet and ready, but I was nodding so hard I just didn't give a fuck. Oh well, now I just slam more.

by iwritethingstoo September 21, 2009

Ready Salted

The dry, salty taste of a recently used vagina, leaving a tingly feeling on the lips.

I know Debbie has been keeping busy after going down on her and tasting nothing but ready salted.

by Wafflehoff June 4, 2016