Red Eye

When a man comes in man/womans eye causing it to water snd take on a distinctive red colouration. Derived from recent pornographic films.

''Lets give that cum sucking whore a red eye''

by kr15ushjendhj May 30, 2006

Red Eyed & Branded

When a female responds to sexual invitation by pretending to begin perform a blow job, while in actuality moving a knee into position slam into the males genitals. After testicular incapacitation the woman maces the man's face. Optionally followed by "branding" in the form of minor genital mutilation to symbolize promiscuity.

Don't worry! No one else will want that manwhore. He's been Red Eyed & Branded.

by Qoylurani October 31, 2010

Slouching Red Eye Gay

Someone that slouches and get piss off easily to kids wearing caps specially black ones. Someone with reddish ugly eyes (seems that he's watching male to male porn each night, I can tell by just looking at his ridiculous eyes), walk and talk like an abnormal child (autistic, mongoloid, special child). Pretends that he's smart even not. With also a very bad taste on fashion. And he's gay.

Gabriel Dy of Tacloban: Hey, you take off that cap or I'll suck your dick.
Boy: Yeah right, okay-okay.
Gabriel Dy of Tacloban: Show some respect to me even though I suck dicks. *Cries and walk away*
Boy: Damn, that slouching red eye gay, have been watching male to male porn again, tsk tsk.

by stainsonkeyboards187 June 25, 2009

red-eye-jedi

When someone is laying on their back passed out drunk during a party, someone pulls down their pants and hovers their asshole directly over the sleeping victims nose. Two people go on each side of the sleeping drunk and scream "Cops!" in each ear. The startling noise frightens the drunk who sits up abruptly and sticks their nose right up the hovering poop shoot.

He won't talk to us because he inhaled a cling-on up his nose when we gave him that red-eye-jedi last weekend

by Joe bald headed granny with a hole in panty September 17, 2007

red eye

A suttle sign for a person smoking weed.

by A toker October 22, 2003

red eye

the aftermath of semen, also referred to as jizz, getting in your eye

after i let him titty fuck me, i had a red eye for 3 days

by Prillawhore June 11, 2006

Red Eye

Ejaculating in you're own eye, causing it to hurt a lot and sting, then after a while turning red.

Me: Bob, yesterday I was jacking off and I Red eyed myself.
Bob: Oh shit!

by XxMtnD3wxX March 7, 2015