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gradual-ramp-up-volume greeting

Refers to a non-startling strategy employed whenever you are unable to unobtrusively get someone's attention or make eye-contact with him for whatever reason (maybe he's deep in a book, concentrating hard on a household/carpentry task, or using noisy equipment, and thus he does not look up/around occasionally or hear/observe your presence) and so you start out to say hello by speaking very quietly, and then cautiously raising your voice little-by-little (like some modern-day alarm-clocks do so as to wake you "gently" instead of startling you out of a sound slumber with a full-blast ringer right away) till the previously-oblivious person eventually becomes aware of your proximity and glances up.
I'd wanted to ask my elderly neighbor about my possibly carpooling with him on his grocery-shopping trip the next day, but he was so busy using his riding lawnmower that he never noticed me despite my circling around in front of him several times, so I eventually used the gradual-ramp-up-volume greeting to finally get his attention.
by QuacksO August 22, 2018
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RAMP

Remote Access Machine on Physical hardware. An acronym to describe the virtual machine equivalent to being a physical machine. RAMPs are separate physical servers mainly remote accessed into from another computer. Often used for malware examination without risk of virtual machine detection.
Fire up the RAMP, we need to examine this piece of virtual machine escaping malware.
by Jim Philip August 25, 2024
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ramp stamp

A tattoo for men placed above the pelvic area.
He showed off his impressive ramp stamp while rocking a crop top.
by mervie December 20, 2018
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off-ramp

Someone who is trying to maintain a relationship they don't want. Their zodiac sign looks like the off-ramp icon on a map
They keep asking when we're gonna break up but they won't break things off, I think they're just an off-ramp
by platrelefs December 11, 2024
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Ramp agent

Weight and commodities accountant for a high speed aluminum tubing company
That guy is a ramp agent down there loading bags.
by LDrat January 29, 2022
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Ramp

Her t-shirt is really ramp.
by hadahi July 26, 2022
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Chocolate Ramp

The term used when somebody is on the come up in life after hitting rock bottom
Dylan said he was on the chocolate ramp after making a series of bad decisions
by BraddyBoy October 12, 2024
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