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To sit around and do nothing and then complain about it.
"What are you up to?" "Not much bro, just ramping."
ramping by cops22 September 28, 2011
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A relatively new feature on high-end paintball markers:
The player simply presses the trigger 5 times a second for the first second, then the marker will speed up to a 15 balls per second rate of fire after the first second.

This has caused much controversy as it is being allowed in some professional paintball leagues, even though fully automatic fire is not, and ramping, at its core, is not a semi-automatic rate of fire, the only rate of fire previously allowed.

Ramping is generally considered a crutch of weak players and cheaters who don't have the skill or dexterity to shoot their markers at a fast rate of fire without having to rely on ramping or automatic fire.
Ramping is for pussies.
ramping by PeaTearGriffin September 20, 2005
Ramping is a setting on Mid to high-end markers(paintball guns). Ramping is when a player reaches his kick-in rate usually set at 2 or 3 pulls in a second, after these pulls the gun will then start to shoot 3 balls for every pull on the trigger. So 2 pulls = 6 balls. Usually looked down upon at a local field, ramping has changed the way paintball is played today. After it was legitimately made legal in the psp and millennium league every high end gun and some mid range guns now have the ramping presets available with setting configurations. These Configuration, though covenant, have opened a new door to cheating in the tournament scene. some players may adjust their guns so much that it is no long ramping and is full auto, or at the nppl and its feeder series the xpsl, some players will turn their kick-in value high to about 5 or 6 pulls a second to hide their ramping gun at the inspection table.
This marker comes preset with psp and millennium ramping.

There is no way hes shooting that fast, he must be ramping.
ramping by EMENTA1 December 29, 2007
The process in which one sticks his/her finger inside their own, or someone else's, anal cavity and then proceeds to dig deeply inside one's nose to embrace the smell of fecal matter while also pulling out a tasty treat.
"Hey Camaron, did you hear about Julio ramping with that Turn-Off Tammy again the other day?!"
"Damn, he's going to smell hooker seepage and moldy semen for a fortnight.."
Ramping by Mippy McRampenstein November 16, 2012
In the Magic the Gathering community this word means "Cards that add mana to increase the speed of your development". This can include Creatures, Artifacts, and Tokens.
Iam "See how the left is ramping up in response to the Florida shit?"

Hym "Yep... *Sips smoothie*... See how that works?"

Iam "Did we not tell them that's how it works?"

Hym "Everyone has been telling everyone how it works for thousands of years... They don't listen because they already have a thing that they believe and cognitive dissonance is a thing that exists..."

Iam "Hmmm.... We should have drank the smoothie faster..."

Hym "Yeah..... Mmm..."
Ramping by Hym Iam April 28, 2022

ramping up 

To excessively increase one's efforts. This can be good or bad.
When he started ramping up, I knew it was time to beat feet & get the Hell outta there! Whilst at the concert, we started ramping up as the fevered pitch of hearing Kickass Rock Music really got our adrenaline going!
ramping up by Starchylde August 23, 2016

Ramping shop 

A bedroom, or place where you have intercourse. Made famous by Vybz and Spice - Ramping Shop
Cocky no play, me gon bruk yuh back when yuh come ina me Ramping shop.
Ramping shop by vah-jay-jay March 6, 2009
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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