quaff

quite simply a fanny fart

when a girl shoves beans up her anus, chemicals from them seep into the pelvic reigion and she amitts a high pitched rasberry called a quaff

by owler May 27, 2009

quaffle

Extreme pointlessness.

(comes from the pointlessness of the quaffle in the game quiddich)

His talk was quafflingly stupid.

The extra door is quaffling
The window is a quaffle.

by TheModernAge324 July 28, 2007

quaff

Male queef; dick fart

Dude, it smells like a rank quaff.

by Andy Power May 16, 2005

quarffle

A small gental animal.

yo i just beat the shit out of my pet quarffle

by Fresh Water March 25, 2003

quarfot

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extra large penis.

That man is gifted with a quarfot.

by Steven Shickel May 16, 2008

Quarf

When a female farts and is sitting slightly back enough that the fart bubbles up the front side.

Sometimes it may sound the same as a queef, but it most definitely is not. Usually happens when sitting on a wooden stool or bench. Easier to achieve on a solid surface.

I totally just quarfed. It's came up the front, bubbled on its way up, and tickled a little bit.

by ASTAN June 1, 2014

Quarf

The act of vomitting

After a night of heavy drinking, I wasn't surprised to learn I had quarfed in front of everyone.

by MissMeag April 14, 2019