Blue pine stingray

1.) The blue pine stingray is a stingray recently discovered by the Jorge foundation of marine preservation and exploration. Blue pine stingrays can be found in the fjords of Norway, especially those near or within the arctic circle. The stingrays are given their name from the blue pine trees in the fjord where they were discovered. Blue pine stingray shave evolved the incredible ability to live outside of the water for long periods of time, and can breathe moist or damp air through primitive gills, but will not survive in dry environments. The blue pine stingray poses a high threat to humans exploring Norway’s fjords. The stingray can be found on both land and sea, and may even have a freshwater larval stage, so Norwegians are advised to watch where they step and report any confirmed sightings to the Jorge foundation for marine conservation preservation and exploration. The stinging barbs are designed to pick up small bacteria, protozoans, and other disease causing organisms. A sting can cause seizures, hemorrhaging, amnesia, paralyzation, gangrene, and ultimately a slow and painful death. The blue pine stingray may provide a large contribution to stem cell and cancer research, but this field of science is still young, and the blue pine stingray is rarely studied. Reports exist of a Norwegian cruise line ship carrying a specimen to Sweden, where a small colony has begun, but shows no sign of growth. The ecology of this creature is a mystery to science.

Idiot 1: *steps on a 1x16 lego brick*
Idiot 2: At least you didn’t get stung by a BLUE PINE STINGRAY!!!
Both: *chuckle*

by Cyanea capillata January 5, 2020

pineaple

alternate (wrong) spelling of Pineapple

see pinapple

that pineaple would go great on my peetza

by el Sethro February 28, 2005

upside down pineapple

The pineapple represents hospitality and welcoming. A pineapple is placed on a porch or mail box by swingers to signify that a swinger party is going on. A pineapple is turned upside down when a person is in search of a swinger party. Originally it was turned up side down in the individuals shopping cart. But pineapple popularity has made it accepts on clothes and other items. Swingers use this symbol to identify each other in public.

My neighbor left an upside down pineapple on my porch last night. I think he wants to swing.

by Starrydreams001 August 18, 2017

Pineapple juice

What you give your boi so it gives his cum a sweeter taste when you have sex.

Dude 1: Drink this
Dude 2: Y?
Dude 1: JUST DO IT
Dude 2: ok *drinks*

*ONE MINUTE LATER*

Dude 2: OH FUCK I'M GONNA CUM!
*Dude 1 swallows cum*
Dude 1: Delicious.
Dude 2: Now I see why you gave me that pineapple juice!

by da_wick3d_boi96 August 27, 2018

pineapple express

A jetstream from Hawaii and Canada that picks up dirt and mixes it with marijuana in a special way that produces powerful weed.

Bob: Ey dude, where'd you get that bud from this weekend?
Tom: Straight from the Pineapple Express man, top of the line shit.
Bob: How much for a dime?

by DR. DEL ONE January 19, 2008

pineapple apple pen

a dumn ass person that says that stuff

hi i am a pineapple apple pen

by supmotherfuckers November 10, 2016

Pineapple

Are ya ready kids?
aye, aye captain!
I can’t Heeeaaar Yooouuu!
AYE, AYE CAPTAIN!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Who lives in a pinneapple under the sea?
Spongebob! Squarepants!
Absobant and yellow and pourous is he?
Spongebob! Squarepants!
Who's nautical nonsense be something you wish?
Spongebob! Squarepants!
So drop on the deck snd flop like a fish!
Spongebob! Squarepants!

Ready?

Spongebob! Squarepants!
Spongebob! Squarepants!
Spongebob! Squarepants!
SPONGEBOOB SQUAREPAAANTS!

HA,HA,HA,HA

Nobody:

SpongeBob: I live in a pineapple

by RyanFranzen February 18, 2019