Elitist of Purity

Somebody that is considered elite for withholding from any form of sexual relations past the age of 18, even while expressing extreme desire.

"Hey Andrew! Did you and the chick smash?"
"Nah man, I'm an Elitist of Purity. That shit is weak."

by Pleenb44 November 8, 2019

Status-Quo Purity

The aggressive policing of any deviation from established norms and traditions, punishing even mild reforms as contaminating a supposedly pristine, stable system. This goes beyond resistance to change; it's an active crusade to purge "impure" elements—be it new cultural ideas, technologies, or social roles—to maintain a frozen, idealized version of the past. The goal is a museum-diorama society, sterilized of dynamism.

*Example: "The neighborhood association was a cult of status-quo purity. They fined a homeowner for a non-beige mailbox, fought a new bike lane as a 'moral decay vector,' and demanded the book club remove a novel published after 1995. Their mission wasn't stability; it was the militant preservation of a specific, curated year no one actually lived in."*

by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026

Anti-Pseudoscience Purity

The obsessive enforcement of ideological conformity within communities that claim to champion "science and reason." It involves purging members, silencing discussions, or ostracizing individuals who engage with ideas labeled "pseudoscientific," even tangentially or critically. This purity spiral values rhetorical and tribal cleanliness over genuine intellectual rigor. It creates echo chambers where the primary activity is not exploring truth, but performing one's allegiance by correctly identifying and shunning the "contaminated" other. Debate is replaced by excommunication.

Example: "The skeptic forum descended into anti-pseudoscience purity. A moderator was doxxed and expelled for the crime of attending a public lecture on the history of alchemy—not to believe it, but to understand its historical context. The ruling clique declared, 'Engagement with the topic is contamination. True skeptics must maintain purity of contact.' Their community became a sterile lab where no actual thinking, only ritualized disdain, was allowed."

by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026

Olivia’s Johnson’s rice purity test

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Yo I got Olivia’s Johnson’s rice purity test score

OMG YOU GOT A THREE

by Whiggatrigga February 23, 2023