Silent purge

When one shits/pisses/vomits out of fear, but as quietly as possible so the enemy is not alerted.

'I'm so scared I think I'm about to shit myself' 'ok, but make sure it's a silent purge!'

by Odddjob April 21, 2020

Petty Purge

when someone ends a relationship, especially someone met from a dating app, you simply destroy the contact information and any images associated with that person

that guy she met from the dating app ended the relationship so she petty purged his contact, facebook, instagram, and all pics they had together

by npgandlove March 7, 2021

Plant purge

Normally used in social media groups to define a post where a gardener or plant person is going to sell off a lot of plants for under market value in order to sell them quickly

I'm having a plant purge at 7pm today! Rules will be posted soon, I have some rare monsteras, some commons and more!

by Freedom Phoenix February 27, 2022

purge

The act of cleansing:
1. A person of their life
2. An infadel of their stupidity, by killing them, of course
3. An army of retards
4. A shower of mildew

1. "Stupid! you die now, please join the line for purgance"
2. "That is SO morrocan! *death*"
3. Stalin LOVED to purge
4. "GOD DAMN mildew! i've been PURGING all day!"

by hex_ten December 23, 2004

purgency

The act of seeming concerned and willing to act on a problem when the boss or an authority figure is standing right there, but going back to not caring or point the finger at someone else once the boss leaves.

SHANE commiting purgency: I don't know how this happened, but I will get right on this and make sure it is perfect for the customer.

later, after the boss leaves...

SHANE: Screw this I didn't mess this up! Chris and Joe can fix it.

by hsilived October 22, 2010

The Great PornHub Purge

December 15th, 2020 -a date which will live in infamy- the PornHub content of millions of users was suddenly and deliberately deleted by the company of PornHub in a desperate last resort to effectively prohibit the posting of rule-breaking/illegal content on their platform. The Purge has caused great mourning amongst the PornHub community. We regret to inform that millions of hours worth of fap material have been lost, with some reporting as much 80% of its content being deleted. Let there be hope this great purge accomplishes its goal so the victims can receive closure and no one will ever experience anything like it on the platform ever again.

Alternate terms for this event include:
- The Fapocalypse

- The Faptastrophe
- The Fapaclysm
- Fapageddon
- The Fapture
- The Worst Day of 2020

"I felt a great disturbance in the Hub, as if millions of MILFs in my area suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened..." = Orgi-Wank Kenutti, the day of The Great PornHub Purge.

by Doses of Happiness December 15, 2020

evan purser

An absolutely dummy thicc dude with an undeniable power. Men tremble at the sound of his name, while women’s panties around the world are soaked.

Thanos fears him, no ones power can even come close to matching his.

The only one even worthy of saying his name is none other than that of Gabriel Luckerman.

“Did you see Evan Purser today?”
“Yeah… I’m gonna need a change of panties.”

by Batman_Official November 22, 2021