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puñeta

A Filipino expression of the same meaning as in Spanish but never reffered to as masturbation. with the same derogatory level with the word "Puta"
"puñeta ka! kausap mo na naman ang querida mo!"
by niccolo July 24, 2008
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Puñeta del Muerte

(pooh-nyeh-tah del mhwair-tey)
(spanish)
Eng. Trans. - The Jack-Off of Death: The act of, between-the-legs, masturbation performed on a bridge railing or high precipice, with one's pants pulled to the knees, while hoping down the railing on one foot.
Pinche Jim just hoped up onto the railing and busted out the Puñeta del Muerte*!

* must be capitalized due to it's god-like stature in the world of masturbation
by Collinseent April 1, 2009
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penitration

the act in which the penis does come in contact with the vagina and goes like woooooooooaw. ejactulating the white thin liquidcum.
-While Kirsten was being penitrated by Dave, her screams were soooo loud her mom woke up and came down and joined the hott steamy kinky sex.
-George penitrated liz giving her an orgasm so hott it reminded me of a hard core porn film that i watch every weekend and masturbate to.
-When Alex penitrated Megan, she screamed and moaned with heated emotions in her groin area.
by megan, kirsten, and liz June 27, 2004
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Full Stop Punctuation

It’s what YouTube calls a “.”
So if you search up “.”, then youtube will just find results called “full stop punctuation”, instead of finding results called “.”
I made my title “Full stop punctuation”, so I can get views..
by I give good definitions btw February 27, 2021
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Zero Punctuation

A series of video game reviews presented by TheEscapist.com, written and hosted by Ben Yahtzee Croshaw. New episodes are published every week, on a Wednesday.
Despite several attacks on Croshaw, many simple minded people have failed to grasp that Zero Punctuation is not about reviewing, but CRITICISING a game. Croshaw has stated on various occasions that he is primarily a critic, not a reviewer, and anyone who cannot understand that should not bother watching his videos if they are merely going to nerdrage.
"But, like a glass of milk with a spider in it, towards the end it all goes horribly wrong." Croshaw during his Dark Void review.

"Recently we recieved a mail from soneone whose name i forget explaining that they were going to stop watching Zero Punctuation." Croshaw starting the Wii Sports Resort review.

"but you dont call a sewage technician to redecorate your bathroom, and you you didnt come to me to hear how a game is good. Not when every other review has done it already." Croshaw providing the point that he is a critic, during the Batman Arkham Asylum review.
by monkeyskitz April 27, 2010
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Punite

From the word 'puny' meaning below average in size. Punite has evolved into a derogatory word meaning a man with a small penis.
by tOmmy April 26, 2004
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Puncture Pants

Soft, thin, hipster jogging bottoms worn by triple bases (fit birds)that you could puncture with a dimamond cutter (erection).
Look at those puncture pants!! I could burst a hole in them!
by Phil yer pants Macefield November 20, 2003
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