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Pokémon

(N.) A Game and an Anime that has been made popular by millions of kids. The Game itself, isn't too bad since they're so many Pokemon and so many different combinations of raising them and using them, whether it be the six Pokemon lineup or Moves they they have.
The Show however, is the reason it has a kiddie reputation and is hated by most people. I don't blame most people when they say they hate Pokemon, cause the show makes them say all of that. If they tried the game, they might've thought otherwise.
Still though, the many different games that come out aren't that nessacary. If you played one, you've played them all. I used to be really into Pokemon in middle school, and played it all the time, but knew better than to buy EVERY single different version and waste my money like that. Also avoided the Card Game.
There is now about eight (with nine coming soon) different Main Pokemon games and about 400 Pokemon in all. If they had avoided the awful Anime, merchandise, and side project crap, more people might now actually be still intrested in it and not just wish them all to die. All of that Commerical crap ruined what used to be a great and complex game.
by G-Union October 14, 2003
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Pokemon Hentai

Hentai involving Pokemon. Considered sick, especially when it involves Pikachu and female chicks.
ILLLLLLLL....that's sick...Pokemon Hentai? Dude, Misty's getting it from Pikachu...that's so wrong!
by World Domination February 24, 2005
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Pokemon Ownage

The art of completely destroying your oppenent during an intense battle of 6 on 6 supremacy and stomping their ass in the dirt.
Dude, seriously. I dished out some serious Pokemon Ownage
by Pokemon Master14 November 20, 2007
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Pokemon

It began in Japan. Some guy, known as Okirocho Danana wanted to come up with it. So he did. Pokemon Blue hit the shelves in January '94. It began simply enough- catch all 151 pokemon, train a team and get "Blue" laid. A standard team at L100 was usually along the lines of Caterpie/Mewtwo/Chansey/Shoe/Machoke and of course one of the starters- Zekrom or Ice Beam. Completing the game was simple, though many criticized Nintendo selling the GameShark separately as a cunning marketing ploy. Once one had Gamesharked all 152 pokemon, the chairman of pokemon would send 55 virgins to your home.

The next generation of pokemon came in the form of Pokemon Gold, and now 251 to catch. GameSharking became an arduous process. It was commonplace to find Gamesharkless players selling crack/doing homework for a trade.

Then came Pokemon Violet. To catch the rarer pokemon like furret and castform, one had to attend Nintendo rallies and pledge allegiance to Skeletor.

Finally Pokemon Black/White came, with the new feature of DreamWorld. Although a dangerous tactic, Nintendo had decided to link their DS system with SEGA DreamCast, because it was such a good machine that it deserved to be given another go. Players were able to transfer one of two characters- Shenmue or Sonic- to their DS cartridge in place of their pokemon, as Shenmue is a dangerous mofo, and Sonic is nihilistic and racist against the Dark type, therefore the game was won upon transfer.
Pokemon Blue- A wild Caterpie appeared! Blue sent out Hitmonlee. Wild Caterpie used Flare Blitz! Its not very effective..... Blue's team was turned to dust....Blue blacked out like a pussy!

Pokemon Gold- Hi, would you like to go to rock tunnel? FUCK YOU, beat the elite four first!

Pokemon Pink- Vaporeon used Water Gun! Chansey's "soak all fucking attacks" made the move flaccid and useless.

Pokemon Black- Shenmue used generic martial arts stance. The foe's Dragonite shit itself!
by Atticus Pinch October 12, 2011
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Pokemon Eyes

Impossibly large eyes that will appear during the event whereby a girl or guy see's a particularly large 'pocket monster' and is unwilling to proceed any further.
Lovely Lady: Heya smexy
Pokemon Master: Would you like to see my pocket monster?
(Whips out the pokemon)
Lovely Lady: That goes where???
Pokemon Master: Your pokemon eyes are beautiful
by Lshmbdo April 3, 2010
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Pokémon Go fever

The feeling that you must play Pokémon go whenever you are outside.
I have a serious case of Pokémon go fever
by hey-buddo July 16, 2016
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Pokemongoloid

A portmanteau of Pokemon GO and mongoloid.

noun. A player of Pokémon Go who does retarded and/or dangerous shit in real life because their attention is transfixed on their phone instead of where they're walking.
1) Driver: Holy shit, a Snorlax! Pull over!!!
Pedestrian: God damn it! You almost hit me you fucking Pokemongoloid!

2) Hey dude, what are you gonna do today?
I'm just gonna hang out on my porch and watch all the Pokemongoloids trip over the curb in front of my house.
by pokemang July 17, 2016
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