pud scout 

A straight guy that stares at cock at the urinal.

Stan from accounting was hanging out in the restroom again...he's such a friggan pud scout.

pud scout by greenmonstahmsn.com April 24, 2008

Pud Tugging

The act of pulling on one's "member" to create enjoyment.

I would have answered the phone, but i was too busy pud tugging to your sister's picture.

Pud Tugging by jmc1321 August 5, 2009

pud hammer 

Similar to a Turkey Slap in that it involves the slapping of an erect or semi-erect penis on the face, the Pud Hammer however is not bound by the sex of the receiving party. Where the Turkey slap is meant for a girlfriend, wife or other female partner sometimes for the pleasure of the receiver as well as the giver the Pud Hammer can be applied to anyone and is generally used as a form of punishment.

Adeel wouldn't stop talking so I held him down and administered the pud hammer to shut him up.

pud hammer by MrPrefect July 22, 2006

pud puller

n. - one who hangs around doing little or nothing. Synonymous with jerk off. Also "pulling one's pud".

Employee #1: What's Matt doing over there?
Employee #2: Oh, he's just pulling his pud.
Employee #1: What a pud puller!

pud puller by Mowatt boyyyyyyyyyy May 13, 2005

pud-whack

Someone who enjoys whacking their "pud"...or in other words masturbating. You could also call a nerd or a jerk a 'pud-whack'

God, John, you are such a pud-whack. (It fits either category of definition!)

pud-whack by Jo May 5, 2005

pud'n 

What little puppies are filled with

James loves pud'n

pud'n by Reyortsed September 10, 2002

Pud Pudding 

The pudding one produces when pulling one's pud.

Mary had a big bowl of Peter's Pud Pudding for dessert.

Pud Pudding by Bob Minob February 28, 2011